What Your Facebook Celebrity Lookalike Says About You

If you’ve been following Funnycrave for any length of time, then you know that we love a good Facebook fad.  More specifically, we love making fun of Facebook fads.  You know, like that stupid Facebook Bra Color thing that everyone swore was “to promote breast cancer awareness” when, in all likelihood, it really wasn’t.

Well, now there is a new and utterly ridiculous Facebook meme making the rounds.  This time, people are posting a picture of “the celebrity everyone tells them they look like” as their profile photo, completely ignoring the fact that they look nothing like said celebrity.

Let me guess, this is to promote awareness of that underdeveloped conjoined twin that was attached to Andy Garcia’s shoulder when he was born?  Anyway, here are some of the more common Facebook “celebrity look alikes” and what they actually say about those deluded souls who think they look like them….

Robert Pattinson

“Please don’t tell the 14 year old chick I’m banging that I’m just a homeless dude with fucked up teeth.”

Gabourey Sidibe

“It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine!  Salt N Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine!”

Thom Yorke

“Ask me about my lazy eye!”

Wil Wheaton

“Please read my shitty blog.”

Lisa Loeb

“I’m every chick who wears glasses.”

Rivers Cuomo

“I’m Lisa Loeb, if Lisa Loeb was a dude.”

Kim Kardashian

“I look like Kim Kardashian in that I have a gigantic ass.”

Cameron Diaz

“My mom says I’m unconventionally pretty.”

Angelina Jolie

“I’m a fucking liar.”

Jennifer Lopez

“I’m under 40 and speak a moderate amount of Spanish.”

James Hetfield

“I drive a van.  With a picture of a dragon on it.”

Bret Michaels

“If you’re looking for a good time, pick me up from my construction job at 5 pm this Friday.”

Denzel Washington

“My white friends think all black people look alike.”

Lucy Liu

“My white friends think all Asian people look alike.  And they all want to sleep with me.”

Demi Moore

“I’ve slept with all of my son’s friends.”