Tuesday, February 9, 2010 9:00AM - By Adam Tod Brown
It’s pretty cliche to say “Playboy is good for the articles too, you know.” Well now, you can replace that with “playboy.com is good for the comedy videos too.” Because this Bachelor/Shutter Island mash up is incredible.
First of all, the crazy picture at the end of the write up is fucking crazy. Maybe too crazy for work. So, you know, you’ve been warned. Also, every so often we come across a story that really isn’t funny, but we feel we have to share because it’s too crazy. Consider this one of those freak-out moments. It’s like when you ask a child what the name of the toy their playing with is, and you end up with a 45 minute monologue on the entire back story of the character. The kid just wants to share their knowledge about that toy, just as we just want to share this knowledge about a chick with a huge goddamn knife in her neck.
During the Superbowl, Dockers unleashed a commercial upon the world featuring homely, pantsless gentlemen. As an office full of homely, pantsless gentlemen, FunnyCrave feels a special closeness to this brand of advertising. And, as it happens, the commercial directs you to the internet where you can win free pants. And we’re on the internet. And we can only afford free pants! It’s like they’re in our brains.
4chan is a bit of twisted place to visit. If you don’t know what it is, let’s just say it’s a place where all of the negative things you’ve ever heard about the internet come to hang out and truly let themselves shine. Conversely, it’s a source for a lot of great memes and can be genuinely funny, at times.
But if there’s one thing you don’t do to 4chan, its block them. The best way to help those that have never experience the world of 4chan before understand what happens when you block 4chan, is with a Ghostbusters reference. You know that scene in the first movie where the red-headed EPA dick head just barges in to the firehouse and shuts down the containment unit — then all of the spirits, ghouls, and specters that the Ghostbusters have trapped get instantly unleashed upon New York.
The big news in pseudo-politics today is that pseudo-politician Sarah Palin, despite mocking Barack Obama for his desire to not look like an idiot by using Teleprompters during speeches, looked like an idiot by using her hand while having an actual face-to-face conversation. Nothing beats cheating to answer “spontaneous” questions. And if writing on your hand is good enough for a child, it’s probably good enough for the woman who is arguably America’s stupidest yet most popular politician.
You know how sometimes you watch TV and then one day that show isn’t on anymore because one of the stars got shot or went on a heroin binge or whatever? This isn’t about that, because you know what happened to those guys. This is about people you forgot about.
Monday, February 8, 2010 10:00AM - By Adam Tod Brown
Because we put this gallery together on Saturday morning, we would hereby like to congratulate/express our sympathy for the New Orleans Saints Super Bowl win/loss. Let’s celebrate this enormous victory/mourn this crushing defeat by looking at some pictures of the lovely New Orleans Saintsations.
The sheep, oh the sheep. Especially the one with the laser eyes. What is happening in this spot? It looks like someone dropped Photoshop on it’s head at birth, rubbed Ecstasy into it’s eyes everyday and forced it to live in a fecal-caked cage until adulthood. Oh, and then added laser sheep. Who are the sheep? Are we the sheep. This ad gives me the strong impression I’m supposed to kill sheep. First one who correctly guesses what this ad is about gets my pristine collection of vintage Peanuts cartoons collectible glasses from McDonald’s. Or you get to slap my ass. The choice is yours. (P.S. the political ad is for a woman who used to run Hewlett Packard!)
It begins with falling sheep, but the real money shot is at 2:22.
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