Sep 02, 2010 - By Luis Prada
They say the meaning of a work of art is subjective. That if you show 10 people a work of art they will all have different interpretations, and they are all right.
We here at Funny Crave don’t know shit about art. Knowing this, if we were to try to conjure up some opinions of art, would we be the first people in the history of the world to be categorically incorrect in our thoughts on some of the greatest works in history? Seeing as this little intro was written after the body of the article, we can safely say yes. We are totally unqualified to form opinions on art.
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Sep 02, 2010 - By Kristi Harrison
The Top 20 Miami Heat Players of All Time
A Look Back At the Start of the Jon Stewart Era
Eastbound & Down Season 2 Preview
Miranda Kerr Goes Topless in 3D
The 7 People Who Will Ruin Your Quick Trip to the Store
Sep 02, 2010 - By Adam Tod Brown
Until yesterday, we literally had never even heard of Laura Michelle Prestin. But she’s been all over the Googles of late, so we decided to investigate. Well, it’s pretty obvious why the half Egyptian half Canadian swimwear model is so popular. See for yourself below.
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Sep 01, 2010 - By Kristi Harrison
The unfortunate thing about Twitter is that us regular folks end up finding out that our favorite stars are insanely fallible. Some of them don’t actually punctuate and capitalize in the manner you’d expect, even though they seem like the type who would take good grammar seriously. Some of them are emotional train wrecks, which maybe you kind of expected, but still. It’s awfully sad when you discover how messed up anyone is, much less someone who could buy you fifteen times over.
And then there’s 50 Cent, who, it turns out, has got stuff going on in his noggin that we would have all been better off not knowing. But still, it makes us wonder…what if we all tweeted like Fiddy?
Sep 01, 2010 - By Adam Tod Brown
Why You Should Be Afraid of Government Spy Satellites
Ben Franklin: It’s All About the Cougars
Spider Man Gets Arrested Like No One Can
Wait, Throw Another What On the Fire?
Man Blows Himself Up Trying to Kill a Spider
Sep 01, 2010 - By Kristi Harrison
Oh, Paris, you wonky-eyed drunk. You so crazy. Getting arrested for cocaine in Vegas, walking around sans panties like it ain’t no thing. Pretty much everything you do is the opposite of what I do, but I can’t judge because you always look like you’re having a good time and I always look like I’ve got a tension headache brewing betwixt my eyebrows. So keep doing your thing, Par. Just don’t OD and end up in that skanky nightclub in the sky.
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Aug 27, 2010 - By Kristi Harrison
If you’re anything like me, you are emotionally incapable of getting to know people beyond their sex, height, eye color and skin disorders, in that order. When it comes to making new friends, the best you can hope for is a fleeting moment of understanding expressed by a wink and a booty slap. Maybe a cautionary ‘hi’ if you’re lucky, but don’t count on it. I haven’t told anyone ‘hi’ since I was six years old.
And then I killed her with my bare hands!
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Aug 27, 2010 - By Kristi Harrison
Six Awesome Deities You Wish Your Religion Had
In Honor of National Cherry Popsicle Day
An Amy Winehouse Photo Guide to Everyday Living
5 Things the College Admissions Office Doesn’t Tell You
Car Raffle Winner Sells Winning Ticket for $200
Aug 26, 2010 - By Luis Prada
Have you ever gotten bored and just started Googling a random assortment of words? Maybe something like, “laser man tits onion” and hope you typed some kind of secret internet code that gives you access to an awesome jelly beans and beet juice lasagna? Or maybe you just hope to get some funny/weird stuff? Yeah, we all have.
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