The Sexy Women of Machete
By Adam Tod Brown
At the time we’re writing this, we’re not sure how Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse spinoff Machete fared at the box office this weekend, but we did see it and can confirm that it was quite awesome. And not just because the women in the film are all amazing.
With that said, the women in Machete are amazing. And we’ve got 50 pictures below to prove it. Enjoy!
Michelle Rodriguez
We’re not sure if it’s intentional or just coincidence, but it seems like Michelle Rodriguez has been going to some pretty great lengths to be less tomboy-like these days. We’d be lying if we said we weren’t impressed with the results.
Lindsay Lohan
You can always count on Lindsay Lohan to bring a wealth of publicity to any movie she’s involved in. In recent weeks, she’s been to jail, been to rehab, been in Maxim and hit a baby with her car. That’s one way to get a movie some attention we suppose.
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba and Robert Rodriguez work well together in that he makes incredible movies and she looks incredible starring in them. Here’s hoping we see a lot more of these two working together in the future. If not, we’ll settle for just seeing a whole lot more Jessica Alba in the future.
Cheryl Chin
We don’t know much about Cheryl Chin that we didn’t learn from reading Wikipedia just now. And even then, the only thing that really stands out is that she won Star Search Singapore in 2003 and also has a role in the awesomely named 2010 flick Mongolian Death Worms. Don’t miss it!
Electra and Elise Avellan
These smoking hot twin sisters first turned up in Planet Terror, Robert Rodriguez’s half of Grindhouse. To this day, we still get awfully damn excited every time we see these two together. Or apart. Doesn’t matter.
