Ridiculous Exposé: Jay-Z and the Illuminati
By Adam Tod Brown
JAY-Z ILLUMINATI: A slew of videos are making the rounds on YouTube, and what they claim is shocking. Jay-Z, one of the biggest stars on earth, is actually a member of the Illuminati, a secret society with its sights set on enslaving the world. Generally speaking, unless the information is coming from a reputable source, Wikipedia or 4Chan for example, I take information I find on the internet with a grain of salt. But I have to admit, after watching some of the videos, I found myself intrigued. So, I decided to do a little more research. What I uncovered may surprise you. Prepare to have your mind blown.
The Symbols
Like any good secret, keeping it from everyone else is only fun if you can flirt with the danger of it being exposed. You know, like playing footsie under the table with your wife’s friend that you’ve been covertly banging for the last six months. As awesome as the thought of it is, a bunch of world leaders playing footsie with Satan under an Applebee’s dinner table just isn’t feasible. Satan has MTV shows to write. He’s busy. Instead, the Illuminati just slap their sacred symbols on any and everything they can and then laugh when conspiracy theory fanboys salivate over them on message boards the world over. Examples of Jay-Z embedding a number of these symbols in his public activity are numerous. To see an exhaustive display of Jay-Z (along with Kanye West, Nas and Beyonce) rocking these symbols, you could watch the video below. Or…
if you don’t have eight minutes to kill, just let me sum it up for you.
The Pyramid
The pyramid is an important Illuminati symbol. According to this dawn of the internet era site, it has something to do with calling up occult activity. It’s like the Illuminati’s version of the Scientology e-meter. As the video above points out…
Jay
Z
loves
pyramids
Ha! I’m totally referring to his nose in that last picture! That might be a bit racist…if it wasn’t for all the EVIL! What’s that? It’s going to take more than a propensity for flashing triangle shaped hand signs to convince you that Jay Hova hopes to rule the world by way of a one world government someday? Somebody’s a pessimist! Luckily for you, there’s more. Read on.
The Skull and Bones
Skull and Bones, a secretive society made up of Ivy League graduates, really does exist. It is rumored to be intrinsically linked to Freemasonry and the Illuminati. Jay-Z never went to an Ivy League school, but his Rocawear clothing line did make this t-shirt. Why?
Because it’s kind of awesome?
The Left Eye
The famous “all seeing eye” that sits atop the pyramid on back of the one dollar bill, in case you didn’t know, is a left eye. That all seeing eye is quite possibly the most important Illuminati symbol of all, a fact you can verify with even the scantest amount of internet research. Research that I don’t feel like doing right now. You’re just going to have to trust me. Also, I’m not even going to tell you what you’re about to see in the next picture. I will let you feel the shock for yourself.
That’s Kanye West. As the photo clearly shows, he’s sweaty as fuck and he does, in fact, have a left eye. Kanye West is signed to Rocafella Records. Jay-Z founded Rocafella Records. The Illuminati hearts left eyes. How are you not creeped out by all of these coincidences?
The Buildings
Not content with scattering their symbols amongst our currency, it is rumored that some historic structures, like the obelisk shaped Washington Monument or that fancy pants museum with the glass pyramid in front of it from The Davinci Code, are also signs of Illuminati influence. I’ve never been to New York, but this guy in my apartment building used to live there. In exchange for a small outlay of cash to help support his crippling crack addiction, he offered to bring back pictures of Jay-Z’s childhood home, The Marcy Projects in Brooklyn. Naturally, I paid up post haste. This is what he brought back.
The Marcy Projects, as allegedly photographed by my drug addled neighbor
Man, how did dude line up a helicopter to get that shot? Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a junkie. Anyway, I haven’t found any evidence that the swastika is an Illuminati symbol, but still that’s pretty fucked up. Would you big up YOUR borough if it was filled with architecture like this? I think not. You’re killing me right now, Hova.
The Lyrics
Fine, maybe the hand gestures aren’t enough. Maybe you think the above picture is, in fact, not the Marcy Projects but instead is a widely-circulated-on-the-internet picture of an American naval base. Maybe Kanye West having a left eye hasn’t sold you. But seriously, prepare to have your world rocked. Below are lyrics from Jay-Z’s massive hit song “99 Problems.” I’ve taken the liberty of highlighting some particularly incriminating lyrics. Judge for yourself.
That’s as real as it gets y’all, what else could you need to see? Illuminati got our mind, soul and our body. Don’t ever say you haven’t been warned.
If you’d like to know how much the Illuminati paid me to mock this ridiculous conspiracy theory, just ask in the comments section. Thanks.
Thursday, September 17, 2009 4:01AM
how much??
Friday, October 16, 2009 8:15PM
haha thanks for that man
really made me laugh. its good to know not everybody takes all this seriously
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:19AM
Hahaha! Thanks for that. Hopefully, this article will stop me from having nightmares induced by all the occult/illuminati/freemasons articles I've been reading tonight.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 2:47PM
i really downloaded 99 problems jst to see if he said that….. dude i cried laughing at this, thanks lol
Friday, November 20, 2009 8:08PM
as he said " I got 99 prolems and a bitch aint one"..9 + 9 = 18 – 1 +8 = 9. But 9 -9 = 0. 99 = The answer to the 99 is 9 and 0… whether 0 or 9 a Bitch aint one. Get it..
Sunday, November 22, 2009 11:01AM
YOU IDIOT THATS NOT THE MARCY PROJECTS!!! FOX NEWS DID A REPORT ON THIS COMPLEX IT'S IN CALIFORNIA AND THE MARCY PROJECTS ARENT WHITE BUILDINGS AND THEY ARE NOT 4 STORIES HIGH LMAO YOU GOT FUCKED OUT OF YOUR MONEY ASSHOLE!! SMH
Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:00PM
I normally wouldn't approve a comment as blatantly retarded as this one, but I couldn't help myself.
Anthony,
This is a comedy site. We make jokes about things. For example, when I claim that I paid a crackhead to get me pictures of the Marcy Projects, that is what's called a joke. By including a picture of swastika shaped building and claiming it to be the Marcy Projects, that is in fact adding to the joke. When later in the article I actually flat out admit that the picture is in fact NOT the Marcy Projects, that is to reassure vegetables like yourself that I am, in fact, just joking. I understand that you probably didn't get that far into the article because your asperger's syndrome demands that the second you find what seems to be an inaccuracy in the article you must storm over to the comments, rest one of your sweaty, teenage man boobs on the shift key and type an angry, all caps rant.
Please understand Anthony, you're making yourself look like an imbecile. Wait, you probably don't know that word. Um, your comment is a fail. Is that what douchebag kids are saying these days?
To summarize, shut the fuck up Anthony.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009 8:23PM
lol @ adam that is too funny, damn ant get ya panties out a ya ass.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009 12:09AM
FUCKING Hilarious!!!!!!!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009 5:59PM
thats hilarious my cousin is convinced we need to get the family together and start a village or something i dont know but its good to laugh at this
Thursday, December 24, 2009 11:08AM
I’m in the music industry and all I can tell you is this shit is real talk… The 150$ mil club exists and they want to be the control and silent backbone of the New World Order… Y’all can laugh at it if u want… But WWIII is a “Quiet War”. It’s happening now.
=D
Wednesday, January 6, 2010 4:27AM
yeah you can google map that building, its in san diego. u had me goin til i saw the pic.
Thursday, January 7, 2010 8:13PM
Ok…if you are from the projects in New York…you would know that green grass and trees don't exsist! Should have done your research before posting THAT pic! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 10:40AM
^^^^
Smh at the idiocy spreading among our people . . . he clearly addressed the very comment you and the FUCKFACE above you juss posted . . .
Tuesday, January 12, 2010 4:42PM
^^^^
Idiots never cease to amaze me . . . he clearly addressed that very comment that you and you "FUCKFACE" friend above you just made . . . It pays to read people . . . thanks for the article dude!
Thursday, January 14, 2010 5:15PM
this shit is highly intriguing people need to open thier eyes this world is a fucked up place @ the end of the day this shit is deeper than rap
Friday, January 15, 2010 3:00AM
Laughing my ass off!! You tell him! Thanks fo rthe article…I watched the movie – It's A Damn Shame. Mindblowing!! Post more stuff.
Sunday, January 24, 2010 10:20PM
that is to funny lmao
Wednesday, January 27, 2010 1:05AM
did u listen closely 2 99 problems, In the 1st verse he don't say that SHIT!!! ya'll need 2 stop the bullshit!!! leave that man alone!!!
Thursday, January 28, 2010 3:10PM
defntly do the research b 4 u laugh it off. His lyrics clearly states it, and Beyonce wheres the symbol i was a huge fan until I looked it up for myself
Tuesday, February 2, 2010 8:13PM
EVERY ARTIST IS WITH THE ILLUMINATI THERE
TRYING TO BRAINWASH US THEY TENT TO COVER THERE
CONSPIRACY'S THE GOVERNMENT AND THE PRESIDENT
WHERE INVOLVE WITH 9/11 spread the word about the illuminati cult..
Monday, February 15, 2010 10:15AM
i believe u!!! it’s true!!! u people better wake up
Monday, February 15, 2010 4:22PM
there trying to brainwash us and most of us are, already!!!! do you dam research PEOPLE!!!!!!
Monday, February 15, 2010 10:29AM
Exactly even if this IS a joke site, it's real & you only want to laugh it off & joke around because you can't accept the truth. Your loss though.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 1:42AM
the kid clearly stated under the picture 'sarcastically', that it wasnt the marcy projects.. "Maybe you think the above picture is, in fact, not the Marcy Projects but instead is a widely-circulated-on-the-internet picture of an American naval base" <– lol its blatant sarcasm. hilarious
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 4:22AM
It's obvious that those hand shaped signs arent triangles, but a realistic image of your moms stretched out vag. :)
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:38PM
I'VE DONE SOME RESEARCH TOO. WAT U ARE SAYING IS THE TRUTH…BUT I'LL LIKE TO KNOW HOW MUCH U WERE OFFERED THNKS
POST MORE FACTS PLS
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 3:35PM
How much was I offered? You mean by the Illuminati.
Well, there was no monetary offer. But they did promise me my own television show. It's called "Tico and the Chocolate Synthesizer" and will be premiering on the CW this fall. It will be on Monday nights right between "Gossip Girl" and "One Tree Hill." Seriously, you can't miss it.
I play a cop who solves cold case murders using a vintage 1980's keyboard covered in chocolate. It's name is Tico. My partner is played by Chris Tucker, affectionately known on the show as "the Chocolate Synthesizer." I'm not sure why it's not the other way around. The writers haven't told me yet. So it's kinda like LOST also. Don't miss it!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 3:36PM
some people are blinded by what they see and they turn a deaf ear the freemasons are real there symbols represent who they are they wear it proudly they dont speak of it cos obviously its secret and if they didnt want to live in a world where they are gods to people like you and me then why wear the symbols or why make the signs and is it just a coinsidence that they are making the illumananti symbol it could of been any symbol so why that one?
Thursday, February 18, 2010 9:53AM
i like to be one of u.
Thursday, February 18, 2010 9:44PM
finally someone who hasnt been sucked it to all the bullshit lol
good read very funny
Sunday, February 28, 2010 12:52AM
Finally, a sensible person who can use the logical side of their brain.
People find the smallest coincidences in anything and turn it into a conspiracy theory so completely fabricated that it seems like an absolute joke.
Monday, March 1, 2010 12:02AM
LOL:).Dude you are hilarious.And you know what I watched the first episode of your show.How’d you get Jay Z to pledge his alligance to you?Oh wait let me guess you got people.WINK.WINK.
I’m a 13 year old girl.And the illuminati doesn’t like the number 13.They must want to deatroy me then.Now worries hakuna matata dawg.I got my glock:)
Tuesday, March 2, 2010 12:01PM
People do your research. Only ignorant and hard headed people will think of this “conspiracy or theory” as a joke. But they want us to think that. But why are there facts and some of the stars admitting to it then?
Thursday, March 4, 2010 10:31AM
get a hobby and stop writing about unsubstantiated "what ifs"
Thursday, March 4, 2010 5:30PM
Man, u guys all believe in bullshit. SOM idiot came up wit the illumnati theory centuries ago an u guys took him TOO seriously.
Sunday, March 7, 2010 3:47AM
he doesnt say that in his song wtf?
Monday, March 8, 2010 5:16AM
Uhhh…99 problems dont have any of those lyrics that you made up. Wtf is wrong with this dude? Damn man..leave Hova alone. Just because you cant make nearly enough money as he can in 1 minute. Not saying i can either but man…and that picture of the projects…really? I live In New York..and the Marcy Ave projects surroundings look NOTHING like that. Get your facts straight.
Monday, March 8, 2010 5:16AM
Uhhh…99 problems dont have any of those lyrics that you made up. Wtf is wrong with this dude? Damn man..leave Hova alone. Just because you cant make nearly enough money as he can in 1 minute. Not saying i can either but man…and that picture of the projects…really? I live In New York..and the Marcy Ave projects surroundings look NOTHING like that. Get your facts straight.
Monday, March 8, 2010 6:19PM
Wow, fail troll is faaaaaaaaaail.
You obviously knew that the lyrics are made up, and that they made them up, but still felt the half-hearted need to reiterate that the song in question does not, in fact, have the aforemntioned lyrics? Priceless.
But wait, it gets better! You also feel compelled to insult the writer's wages, even while admitting that yours are nothing to smile at? Fantastic.
Also, lastly, the writer knows those buildings are not the ones he claims them to be. He put them in for what is known as "comedic effect". Because this is a "comedy website". And he is, for lack of a better term, a "comedy writer". He even pointed this out earlier, in a response to a comment that was possibly a smidge more glaringly retarded than yours.
I'd invite you to muster a response, but you'd either brush me off with a casual, "Whatever, man", OR I just caused your head to spontaneously combust as it tried to comprehend what I just typed. Either way works for me.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010 12:16AM
Its funny how people laugh it off as if its a joke, or like jay-z can't worship the devil or something. Its not that far fetched to believe that someone whom everyone loves and respects can do something secretly without you knowing. The facts are out there. My brother used to be a freemason and he learned that once you achieve a certain level you have to accept satan. But no one will confirm it because its a secret. And who would expose their own secrets. People need to pay attention. If you discredit article, it won't hurt you do the research yourself. Personally, I don't care that much about Jay….its not like he will ever pay my rent. But I pay his..(not the point) I would say if you don't care to do the research yourself, don't discredit it.
Sunday, March 14, 2010 7:37PM
THIS IS FUCKED JAY Z IN RATS LIKE SHIT. TUPAC WILL NEVA DIE NO MATTER HOW HARD U PIECE OFF SHIT TRY TO INFLUENCE US AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ITS NOTHING UR STUPID HAND SYMBOL IF PEOPLE REALLY NEW WAT UR TRYNA SAY AND THAT UR A DEVIL WORSHIPER THEN NO ONE WILL BY UR ALBUMS OR LISTEN TO UR MUSIC OR EVEN KNOW UR NAME U THINK ITS FUN AND U CAN BRAINWASH EVERYBODY AND EVERYONE WEL THINK AGAIN U SLITHERING SNAKE IL STEP ON U MR JAY Z JUST LIKE EVERYBODY IN THE PAST DID BUT COULD NOT ACHIEVE SO BAD. IF U TRULY WANT TO KNOW WATS GOIN ON THEN LISTEN TO TUPAC MUSIC AND ULL UNDERSTAND THAT JAY Z WORKS FOR THE DEVIL AND TUPAC DIED TRYING TO LET THE PEOPLE KNOW AND MAKE SUCH A CHANGE BECAUSE HE WAS SO BIG AND STILL FOREVA WILL BE HUGE TUPAC MIGHT BE DEAD IN FLESH BUT HE WILL NEVER DIE HIS MUSIC STILL LIVES ON AND GOES ON AND EVERYBODY THAT LIKES JAYZ IS ONLY BRAINWASHED BUT JAYZ U HAVE TO REALIZE THAT IF PEOPLE DNT LIKE U BRAINWASHING THEM WILL NOT MAKE A DIFFRENCE UR SECRET SOCIETY AINT NO SECRET SOCIETY NO MORE AND I WILL WORK OVERTIME TO MAKE SURE OF THAT
Sunday, March 14, 2010 10:37PM
JAY-Z is a straight up fonny and all of yall dat like his stupid ass r 2 fuk him and dat stupid illuminates shit
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:40PM
your all jus blind if you dont believe we are totaly ruled like fukin sheep, sorry ITS THE TRUTH.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:44PM
Me again, them words are not in the song.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010 10:03PM
i deff agree with u!!!!
Monday, March 22, 2010 3:50PM
no offense, but Adam's response to the first "fuck up" was funnier….this is in its own way a "fail" to be funny
Monday, March 22, 2010 5:51PM
Hey, if I was trying to be funny, I would be. But then again, if I was trying to be funny, I might actually be writing for this site, instead of just tearing dipshits a new one.
All I say to you is, "meh, whatevs".
Monday, March 22, 2010 6:58PM
this is madd crazyyyyyyy! im sold
Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:39AM
Okay..this shit is scaring me…and disappoints me..
Wednesday, March 24, 2010 11:01PM
1st off Those words aren't in the lyrics. You added that. 2nd the trangle he holds up is actually a diamond, to symbolize the diamond lifestyle he lives.
Friday, March 26, 2010 5:04PM
Your Marcy Projects picture is a lie!
Please verify your source before posting things.
Here's the satellite picture from Google Map:
http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&source=s_q&…
Friday, April 2, 2010 4:19PM
IF THERE IS A $150 MIL CLUB, JAY Z WOULDN'T BE ELIGIBLE. HE'S ONLY WORTH 80 MIL. SUCKS TO BE HOV!
Monday, April 5, 2010 3:37AM
i am sorry but seriously i dont see wat the fuck is so funny this shit is serious and you people are laughing about it? how much fucking sense does that make and if you guys really think its funny then maybe yall worship the devil too…although this is a joke site ppl this is not a joke so if you take it as a joke i think yu need to wwake up open your eyes or something. need to go to church and think about this…. no offense but most of thes commenters are stupid and i surely hate dumb bitches.
Monday, April 5, 2010 5:44PM
Scary Tbh :S
Friday, April 9, 2010 8:17AM
Kanye’s left eye was ruined by the car accident that he was involved in, and for the record Kanye’s a Christian, funny how quickly these bunch of haters forgot about “Jesus Walks” a classic hit. And all these rumours about Jay-Z were started by Prodigy. ‘Nuff said.
Friday, April 9, 2010 7:44PM
Wow… lot of "serious debate" taking place in the comments section here. Let's see what happens when……..
Raise your hand if you've been directly addressed/hurt/influenced/controlled etc by the illuminati. Please explain.
This should be fun.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010 8:25PM
new world order and one world government is taking place all around us,look at the currencys,it wont be long untill you see the truth,id chips in your passport so they can track your every move,no what goods you buy from a store down to the very brand of toilet paper you wipe your shitty arses off,The illuminati conspiracy….you need to read up and do ure research folks……every thing youve lived for is a complete lie….the goverment gave you god to believe in to hide the truth….lmfao…do u really believe the man in the clouds put us here,haahahahahahahaha y'alll need to wake the fuck up.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010 4:16PM
I saw Jay-Z's On to the Next One video while high as fuck and i have to say, there's some evil shit going on there. Just smoke a blunt and see for yourself.
Saturday, April 24, 2010 5:17PM
FOR THE PPL WHO KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE BUILDING PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING. DAMN PPL ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID SOMETIMES. HE SAID A CRACKHEAD SOLD HIM THE PICTURE…SO OF COURSE ITS GOING TO BE ALL WRONG. HE OBVIOUSLY CAME BACK WITH A PICTURE OF ANY OLD BUILDING…HE'S A CRACKHEAD…THATS WHAT THEY DO… THATS WHAT HE WRITER IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YALL. THE LAST 2 PARTS ARE OBVIOUSLY JOKES. AND HE MAKES THAT KNOWN. BUT THE OTHER STUFF DESERVES TO BE LOOKED INTO
Sunday, May 2, 2010 4:14PM
That building is in Decatur, Alabama… the US naval Air Force base, Coronado is probably the California Swastika building Anthony is thinking of.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010 2:57AM
you people are blind!!!!!! form the resistance!illuminati is plottingg! risee uppppppppppp against themmm
Friday, May 7, 2010 2:13AM
every one need to look into all this for real it talks about it in the holly book. look go to info wars .com if u dont beli. after u look at this web pag u will
Saturday, May 8, 2010 1:03AM
k…please to the people who are saying things like his crackhead friend sold him the wrong picture-do you seriously not know this guy is being sarcastic? the entire article is sarcastic!!!!! OMG people, that is why so many people think it is funny, it is intended to be funny. It is a joke. Jeez
Friday, May 14, 2010 10:24AM
you added fake lyrics that are not there. "Also I'm illuminati. Fo life". and "Like I said before. illuminati. Totally. Fo life" are not the real lyrics.
I believe that he is illuminati but you konw you can't just add fake lyrics so that some one can look bad.
Friday, May 14, 2010 5:45PM
Are you sure I can't just add fake lyrics? Because it kind of looks like I already did, so, I think you're wrong. I totally can.
Friday, May 21, 2010 8:40AM
If Jay-Z wants to control the world, he should start by making better music. I'm sure his ego would be greatly bruised if he found out how many people in the US don't even know who he is. The way I see it, Jay-Z's connection to this Illuminati crap is about as legit as the Wu-Tang clan and Kung Fu.
Jay Z just wants to scare paranoid white people. When in fact, I'm sure there are real Illuminati, probably much more wealthy white people, that would crush his big lipped ass like a bug.
Friday, May 21, 2010 3:30PM
no illuminati worshiper
Monday, May 31, 2010 8:34AM
Oh my god. Is everyone on this comment page a f*cking moron? LOL This post is a joke, taking the piss out of the crap you all believe. Damn people never cease to amaze me by their stupidity!
Funny post man, i was lol'ing the whole time :)
Monday, May 31, 2010 11:43AM
i don't get the thing about the left eye. doesn't everyone have a left eye or am i looking at the picture wrong??
Monday, June 21, 2010 8:34AM
I am pretty sure this is all bs, people are always trying to find something wrong with somebody doing good. Fuck them and their bullshit lies.
Thursday, June 24, 2010 6:56AM
LMAO I don't know why, but I am AMAZED by the stupidity of some of these commenters.
Funny stuff. I have to admit, I didn't "get it" until I got to Kanye's left eye, but I was dying by the time I got to the section on The Buildings. Thank you for reminding me that everyone doesn't take this nonsense seriously.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:38PM
Nigg, shut the fuck up… I feel like slapping retarded ass nigga's for saying stupid shit like that! You are so fuckinfg dumb. Watch one of the devil worshippers haunt your bitchass in your dream!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 5:19AM
This is all too funny. It takes an open minded person and clearly educated to know that this site is a goof, but it's funny and appreciated. We need more people like you to make all the high entertainment a joke and not always serious and try to get gossip.. -Thanks lol
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 2:50PM
wow, i had heard so much about this i had to check it out myself I am part of the Freemasons.. To that world they dont understand.. and they never will until that are one.. and the Eye its only for the org. to know about just like colleges.. lol.. wow.. world stop running with everything making our people look bad.. and yes the president is a Mason..all 44 were Masons..lol study people study…
Wednesday, June 30, 2010 4:30PM
All that stuff about the illuminati is real. There will be a single-government world. This stuff obviously sounds ridiculous and most people don't believe it or are too afraid to believe it. Well mark my words. When it comes, remember my comment. Laugh now. Cry later. You think the Jews living in Germany before the Holocaust ever imagined they would be lined up to be shot in the back of the head or thrown into a furnace to burn alive? C'mon dude humanity is civilized. People don't do that kinda stuff anymore. Wake up people. That stuff happened less than 100 hundred years ago. It will happen again. You think all those well-to-do merchants and banker Jews would have believed someone if he went around saying one day they will be thrown into an oven to burn alive? That's ridiculous! Give it some though people. Wake up.
Monday, July 26, 2010 7:19AM
It isnt just about one world government it is about satanic worship and sacrifices to demon gods to fulfill worldy dreams such as becoming rich and powerful. once you commit yourself to such things god will allow satan to do harm against you as it is his legal right. new york was first but the next attack will take place in LA. terrorism is in front of us but this goes right under us and into our homes. America is all about demon gods, the statue of liberty is itself a demon goddess and a present from the temple masons in france where a similar one is located. disney is another corrupt place as such free masonry symbols are in movies with all of their magic, making sorcery appealing. you people would mock such idiots in the streets claiming to be witches and warlocks yet you sit at home with your World of Warcraft games and any other game dealing with super natural power and pretend to be something you seemingly dont want to be in front of anyone else. your love for vampire/werewolf/zombie movies and such are increasing to the point where you probably wouldnt be disturbed if you saw one. let me tell you that they exist and everything you ever thought you knew is about to change so dramatically in the next 7 years you will wish you never started listening to Jay Z, because thats where it all begins, music.
Monday, August 2, 2010 6:59AM
heya ppl. firstly wanna say this may be a comedy website but pls man,dont be so ignorant to everthing happening around you. OPEN THOSE THINGS on your head called EYES!!! Jesus is real and guess what! So is satan, I was one of kanye’s biggest fans but I love Jesus way way more to turn a blind eye for rap music. I pray that all you guys and gals will choose this day who you serve, and where u wanna go when you die. alls ima leave you with is hell is real!!! BE BLESSED PPL…
Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:24PM
I absolutely loved the funny take on this article. He isn't discrediting it, he is having fun at "SOME" not "ALL" of the evidence. Come on, we all have a left eye and using that as evidence of some conspiracy is ridiculous.
We don't walk away from funny articles and not take claims seriously. There must be some element of truth to all this….personally I believe you are all falling into a marketing campaign.
My dad was very high in the Mason's and he joined out of curiosity. I would have loved to join too but I'm female and the female group didn't spark my curiosity. Over the 20 years he built a great friendship with many of the men and they all helped each other. My dad told me everything they did (I know all the rituals) including the handshake. I wear the symbol now around my neck and I consider the Masons a team of men who all help each other mainly in business.
Monday, February 28, 2011 10:52AM
Hes a wannabe Illuminati….