July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day!
By Adam Tod Brown
You know what’s wonderful about America? Freedom. We’re free to do just about whatever we want provided we aren’t raping or killing or talking shit about L. Ron Hubbard. Other than that, we pretty much have free reign over this great land of ours. So, when some group of religious types tells us that we can’t depict the most revered figure in their religion in cartoons or pictures, we scoff and say “just watch us!”
And so, today is Everybody Draw Mohammed Day. Is a large portion of the country gathering together to spit in the face of the religious beliefs of a an entire culture a pretty shitty message to send to the rest of the world? Yes, it is. But it’s the American way, right? Right. So, in keeping with the American way, I’m happy to announce that July 5th, 2010 is “Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day!” After all, what’s good for one group of religious bullies should be good for the other, right? Some groups kill cartoonists for depicting Mohammed, others kill abortion doctors for doing their job and threaten to boycott retailers who have the gall to say “happy holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”
We’ve had a good laugh at the expense of Islam with “Draw Mohammed Day,” so now, let’s have a blast celebrating our freedom by blowing shit up on July 4th and then exercising that freedom by drawing titties on Jesus on July 5th!
Head to Facebook now and join the cause!
Thursday, May 20, 2010 2:15PM
You're… what, 9 years old, right? Or did I just insult every free-thinkin' 9-year-old in the US of A?
Sure, you're free to do this shit. What did you just prove? You can go to the toilet all by yourself? Well, I have news for you. You won't call down the wrath of God on your cute lil head, but your mommy will send you to bed without any supper. Aww.
Thursday, May 20, 2010 7:31PM
I'm 12, actually.
Thursday, May 20, 2010 2:39PM
This was probably the stupidest attempt at condescension I have seen pretty much all month, if not the last year. Good grief, guy. You're the one that sounds like a nine-year-old who's too big for his britches, using fancy words that you barely understand, while spouting the asinine rhetoric you probably heard from your uptight parents.
Thursday, May 20, 2010 8:44PM
The part I like is that I don't think you know what you think you know.
Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:13PM
Shit, the link to the Facebook page was pointing to the wrong page. Fixed. NOW you can join the cause!
Thursday, May 20, 2010 5:46PM
Fancy words? "Wrath", perhaps? There are some good online dictionaries out there bro'. :-) The rest of my post contained words which a six-year-old should be able to both read AND understand.
But then, your average six-year-old would probably find the idea of "drawing titties on Jesus" as dumb as the rest of us do.
Thursday, May 20, 2010 6:12PM
Nono, I'm quite confidant that, from how that ridiculous comment was constructed and laid out, those are quite fancy words for you. And honestly, an average six-year-old probably has as much appreciation for Jesus and understands what it truly means to believe in a higher power, as much as he appreciates and believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
I'm implying that you don't know what you're talking about, both grammatically and psychologically, in case it's gone over your head a second time.
Thursday, May 20, 2010 11:45PM
I would have jumped at the chance to draw titties on anything when I was six.