Gerbil Shirt Redefines “WTF?!”

If you’re anything like us, you are already tired of seeing the same topics brought up on the internet time and time again. There are just some things that internet users all around the world love to talk about, and love to make lists of.  If there were a master list of the weirdest things in life that have been collected in to the internet list format, the “Weirdest Invention Patents” list would rank pretty high.

So the chances of you or us being shocked or entertained by anything on a wacky patents list are pretty low. But every once in a while there comes a “wacky patent” that either just hit the internet (where it will soon become a staple of every “wacky patents” list from then on), or somehow managed to elude the sights of the hundreds of “wacky patents” list writers out there.

We’re not sure which category the gerbil shirt falls in to, but in the end, who cares? Gerbil shirt is beautiful in its insanity.

As you can plainly see, gerbil shirt is a mash-up of all things crazy. Never mind the child wearing it that appears to have sucked on some nitrous, even though there is a certain degree of creepy inherent within that kids’ smile. The real crazy part is that someone actually thought that this was a great idea. Gerbil shirt is a series of tubes attached to what appears to be a vest. These tubes house gerbils.

You get to carry gerbils around with you wherever you go. You know, just in case you need an emergency gerbil. It’s like one of Q’s sadder James Bond gadgets.

We can only think of one possible usage for the gerbil shirt and, as you can probably already assume, it involves the anus. Thus, we propose that someone get on the potential money train that is Gerbil Underwear.

Gerbil underwear can help modernize that whole Richard Gere Gerbils-in-his-ass rumor. It will update it for a whole new tech savvy generation that relies on tubes and gerbils for most of their communication, entertainment, and fashion.