About David Dietle
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I live in New Hampshire, I am married to a woman, which is impressive enough, but she is also hot and a kickboxer, so I am basically married to Wonder Woman's gritty reboot. And we have a kid, which means we did "it", and two dogs, which means we like dogs.
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Recent Posts
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5 Movie Plans That Weren’t Such a Great Idea
Tuesday, January 24, 2012 10:50AM in editors picks,top -
4 Entertainment Devices That Will Make Your Ass Fatter
Tuesday, January 17, 2012 11:34AM in editors picks,top -
5 Explosives that would give Micheal Bay wood
Sunday, January 1, 2012 12:00PM in editors picks,top -
Matrix-Style Brain Downloads Of Knowledge Are Almost A Real Thing
Wednesday, December 14, 2011 12:04PM in editors picks,top -
iOS5 Newstand: Magazine Subscriptions And Free Apps (not really)
Wednesday, December 7, 2011 11:53AM in editors picks,top -
A List of Suggestions for DARPA’s Mind Control Technology
Wednesday, November 30, 2011 10:34AM in editors picks,top -
Suck it, PETA: Top 10 Reasons to Eat Turkey
Wednesday, November 23, 2011 7:00AM in editors picks,top -
Science Makes First Step Toward Sexual Fantasy Utopia
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 3:52PM in editors picks,top -
Anti-Smokers Stupidly Against Something That Curbs Smoking
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 3:35PM in editors picks,top -
A Series Of Halloween-Themed Tweets That Went Un-Tweeted Due To a Large-Scale Power Outage
Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:16PM in editors picks,top -
World population to hit 7 Billion on Halloween
Wednesday, October 26, 2011 12:21PM in editors picks,top -
Terrell Mims: Misunderstood Samaritan
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 9:32PM in editors picks,top -
Predator virus might be US monitoring itself and not a stupid oversight
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 10:47AM in editors picks,top -
Halley’s Comet Returns!
Wednesday, October 5, 2011 11:08AM in editors picks,top -
New Webcam Software Can Give You A Celebrity’s Face, Will Also Give You Nightmares
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:23AM in editors picks,top -
Leukemia, The Fat Racist Southern Sheriff of Cancers
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:34AM in editors picks,top -
Scientists Make Glow-in-the-dark AIDS Kittens, Just In Time For Halloween!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 10:57AM in editors picks,top -
21-Foot Crocodile Found In The Philippines, Giving You One More Reason To Not Visit The Philippines
Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:22AM in editors picks,top -
With Steve Jobs Gone, Apple May Abandon Plans To Continue Screwing Chinese Workers
Friday, September 2, 2011 11:13AM in editors picks,top -
6 Horrific Things People Ingest As Aphrodisiacs
Wednesday, April 13, 2011 11:01PM in editors picks,top -
An Angry Email to The Asshole Who Didn’t Flush The Toilet
Thursday, April 7, 2011 12:07AM in editors picks,top -
Star Wars, Real Life Comics! Issue 1, Luke and Leia
Thursday, March 24, 2011 11:00AM in editors picks,top -
Funnycrave’s Scientific Endangered Species Scale
Thursday, March 17, 2011 1:35AM in editors picks,top -
6 Frightening Applications of Taser Technololgy
Thursday, March 3, 2011 10:44AM in editors picks,top -
Bad Poetic Musings: An Ode to Snow
Thursday, February 10, 2011 11:03AM in editors picks,top
Lastest Posts in editors picks
- Our Proposal For New, Easier To Remember Lyrics For The National Anthem
- Things I Think When I Post Something On Twitter
- Five Reasons “The Office” Is The Bleakest Drama On TV
- Dripping With Sadness: Which Fatty Meals Will Make Me Depressed?
- Solar Powered Sex Toy For Patient Horny Hippies
- 5 Movie Plans That Weren’t Such a Great Idea
- 4 Alternative Uses For Starbucks’ New Trenta-Sized Cup
- 4 Entertainment Devices That Will Make Your Ass Fatter
- A Breakdown of the Ingredients in Coca Cola’s Secret Recipe
- Snow In All 50 States: An Open Letter To Florida
- Bad Decisions: Doing All Things Crazy And Illegal So You Don’t Have To!
- The First Week of January: A Very Short Short Story
- Captain of USS Enterprise Relieved of Duty Amid Controversy Over Raunchy Videos
- 5 Explosives that would give Micheal Bay wood
- Free Republic Commenters: Really That Crazy, or Just Trolls?
- Minnesota Man Arrested, Claimed To Cure Any Aliment With Space Lasers
- 4 Reasons Why Buying a Puppy Turns You Into a Monster
- Stupid Things I Did As A Child, Part 1: Accidentally Lighting My Arm on Fire
- Let’s Terrify Small Children For Christmas
- Wait, Breaking Bad Wasn’t Nominated For a Golden Globe? How Else Am I Going To Have My Opinion Validated