CNN and Money Magazine recently released their annual list of the top 100 Best Places to Live in the United States.  Eden Prairie, MN topped the list because, apparently, the people who determined the top spot enjoy hypothermia and rednecks.  A bunch of other cities made the list too.  As for the top 10, we've never heard of any of them.  This brings up an obvious question...

Country superstar and former American Idol champion Carrie Underwood was married this weekend to NHL star Mike Fisher in a lavish ceremony in Greensboro, Georgia. This is fantastic news and it brings up an obvious question.

So the long 4th of July weekend has come to an end.  And what a weekend it was, right?  Was your weekend as incredible as mine?  Because I was at a Justin Bieber concert, among other funtastic things.  No fucking joke, but more on that later.  One thing I didn't do was watch any fireworks.  Did you?  If so, I have a question.

Lebron James free agency is dominating sports news today.  The Chicago Bulls appears to be the front runner to land him, and being from Illinois, I sure as shit hope that happens.  But there's always the allure of Jay-Z hanging around in New Jersey and the very real possibility that he'll just stay with Cleveland.  This all brings up an obvious question...

The internet was rocked to its very core yesterday when news broke that Hulu.com was launching a monthly subscription service that would require users to pay $10 per month to access the breadth of content available on the site. The outrage spread far and wide as users vowed to never use the service again lest they be forced to pay money for something on the internet.  This brings up an...

It's been rumored for months, but now it's official, Steve Carell is leaving The Office after next season.  That's a bummer, but it doesn't mean the show has to end.  Seemingly vital characters have left shows before.  Like when Sinbad left A Different World, for example.  Who doesn't remember where they were when they heard that devastating news? Ok, we really...

The United States was eliminated from the 2010 FIFA World Cup on Saturday after a heartbreaking 2-1 extra time loss to Ghana.  Despite the disappointment that abounded over the weekend, the fact remains that the US exceeded most expectations by winning their opening draw, including a dramatic tie with England in the opening game. But now that it's over, an obvious question remains.

Disgraced Major League Baseball home run king Barry Bonds scored a major legal victory on Friday when a federal appeals court ruled that government evidence that reportedly proves he used steroids is inadmissible in court.  This leaves us with but one choice.  We're going to have to try him right here on the internet.  So, here goes...

In shocking news out of Hollywood, Simon Monjack, husband of the recently deceased Brittany Murphy, was found dead in his home yesterday.  Seriously, you could knock us over with a feather right now.  Other recently celebrity deaths have been attributed to "natural causes" which seems completely plausible.  Seemingly healthy young people drop dead of natural causes all the time.  Except...

Fellow Americans, we have reached a crossroads.  A monumental decision was made yesterday, a decision that will have lasting repercussions on the very foundation upon which this great nation was built for years to come.  I'm speaking, of course, of Joe Biden's decision to say the word "fucking." I'll understand if you need to take a second to let the heart palpitations subside.  This...

The internet is all abuzz today after TMZ.com announced that they would soon be releasing a photo showing West Coast Choppers founder and soon to be Sandra Bullock ex Jesse James all decked out in Nazi regalia and giving a Nazi salute.  The photo has yet to surface, but already people are looking for evidence that his alleged Nazi tendencies may be true.  Like the picture above for example,...

You're never going to believe this, but after an unspeakable tragedy killed a whole lot of people, Pat Robertson hopped on the crazy train and brought up God.  Not that God can be to be blamed, of course.  As his agenda dictates, God was only acting on behalf of the evil ways of the victims. In this case, at some point, Haiti apparently made a pact with the devil to gain their...

Casey Johnson has died at the age of 30.  You may remember, we posted awhile back about the Johnson & Johnson heiress being engaged to professional attention hound Tila Tequila.  Granted, that's a shitty situation to find yourself in, but it's no reason to go overdosing.  Right, overdose, that's the rumor.  Sad. Anyway, they say celeb deaths normally happen in threes. ...

Apocalypse Island isn't the name of a rocking new Disney World ride, although it certainly should be.  Instead, it's an actual island that, if the Mayans are to be believed, will be the spot where the Gods will return to the Earth to witness its destruction in 2012.  Can't "the Gods" see the Earth from wherever they are right now?  Just saying, it seems like they'd have the best seats in...

Bad news, lovers of terribly comedy.  The Jeff Dunham show has been cancelled.  If you follow this site, then you already know that we have a long standing problem with Jeff Dunham.  That problem being, of course, that he is an unfunny racist hack ventriloquist who should be punched in the throat.  Repeatedly. But today, our problems are over.  At least somewhat.  When The Jeff Dunham...

Good news!  800,000 doses of the H1N1 vaccine have been recalled nationwide.  But fear not, it's not due to safety reasons, it's just because the vaccine probably doesn't work.  Or at least won't work for very long.  So, if you went through the hassle of getting an H1N1 vaccine, there is a pretty solid chance that the flu might still kill you!  Huzzah! It's pretty clear that, no matter...

John Lennon was murdered 29 years ago today in New York City.  If that doesn't make you at least a little bit sad, you're either a tween or you have incredibly shitty taste in music, because John Lennon was awesome. After spending several years away from music, Lennon was well on his way to making a major comeback.  His now classic album Double Fantasy had been released just three weeks...

Oh my golly, internet, please say it isn't true!  After logging into our Google machines this morning, we noticed something so terrifying.  Seriously, so terrifying.  Right now, one of the top search terms on Google Trends is "Calista Flockhart leaving Brothers and Sisters."  After collectively spitting our still piping hot coffee onto our collective computer monitors, we collectively...

Wow.  The endless parade of blows against Tiger Woods previously spotless reputation shows no signs of slowing down.  First, his smoking hot wife very likely beat the shit out of him with a golf club and caused him to crash his Escalade into a tree.  After that, it was alleged that he had been having an affair with two different women.  And now, there are...

Tiger Woods recent car accident has revealed a side of the golf legend that we've never seen before.  That, of course, would be the side that, despite being Stanford educated, has absolutely no idea what kind of shit storm can ensue when a celebrity refuses to speak to police about a minor traffic accident.  Sure, we get it, he doesn't legally have to tell them anything, but damn, just lie...