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We've never scored a touchdown. Not a single one. So we can't imagine the sense of euphoria that must come over a person when they do. That's why we have such a problem with the recent crackdowns on end zone celebrations. If a man needs to dance, you let him dance. With that said, there is a plus side to the league's stricter celebration policy. Sometimes, celebrations go horribly awry....

Monkeys are so goddamn adorable. Look at this little guy, for example. Caught red handed stealing delicious grapes and all he can do in his defense is play to the camera. It's exactly this type of playful defiance that will lead to him defacing his owner someday in a dispute over the remote control. Adorbs.

[youtube X6gs60VIrX0 570 420] At least we hope that's just a firework that's intended to be really large. Given it's proximity to the ground and the people who were launching it, this very well could be a tragic explosion of mass proportions. Saaaaaaaad face!

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[youtube -z4iw8Ppo1o 570 420] Sometimes it boggles the mind to think about the lengths people will go to for something they love. Take the bowl haircut sporting weirdo in this video, for example. Over the course of eight arduous minutes, he goes into loving detail about the highlights of his VCR collection. Keep in mind, this isn't a collection of VHS movies, it's an actual collection of VCRs....

[youtube Lk3ibIGKTYA 570 420] Traffic Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: Because I was speeding? Traffic Cop: No, turns out I'm about to be devoured by wolves. Reckon I can get in your car and escape an assuredly brutal and painful death?

[youtube GdwaBmzAM9g 570 420] Can you imagine having this class at like 8am or some shit? I'd rather drive a rusty nail into my eardrum than have to try and decipher this horseshit.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis from Bruce Willis

[youtube Cl5Pfc5TyO0 570 420] Seriously, we thought that "nom nom nom" thing was just an internet myth. But if this video is to be believed, some cats really sound like that when they're eating. Adorable.

[youtube FX2yfhLTQD4 570 420] Happy Halloween! In a few weeks! In case you're wondering, the band performing this ungodly awesome cover of the Halloween movie theme is Secret Chiefs 3. Check out their official website here.

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[youtube qYrI9yR4jNU 570 420] Is it just us, or does it look like she gets kind of excited when she talks about the dying kids? (via Buzzfeed)

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[youtube cyjKrNbtgGo 570 420] We're not sure what else you need to know about this video that isn't already stated in the title of the post. But just in case, it goes something like this. Two girls in Taiwan found out that they were dating the same man. Instead of reacting in a civilized manner, wrestling for example, the girls crept into his house, tied him down and shaved his genitals. In...

Nickelcat from Jack Shepherd on Vimeo.

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[youtube O0rbOewa42g 570 420] If you can make it through this entire video with the sound on...you're better at this than I am.  I hope you weren't thinking I was going to say you'd win something.  We're broke around these parts, we have nothing to give you.

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