The wizards at DARPA announced they will be funding a project an Arizona professor has been working on for years now; it’s a device that uses ultrasound to control minds, and is already small enough to fit in a helmet. Now, this doesn’t mean they will be controlling soldiers like drones (yet), but it will allow them to do things like making them feel cool on hot days, or maybe make them see their fellow soldiers as puppies so they don’t shoot them.
I have some ideas in mind that we could use this awesome new technology, once the military has used it to death, in civilian life, since that is where all great DARPA ideas wind up. They made the Internet, after all.
- Weight loss.
Think about it; you ate a salad, but the device in your hat told you it was a cheeseburger and you feel full. Now go have some water your hat says is beer and go for a run because it feels like sitting on the couch. - Fidelity.
Ladies, does your man have a wandering eye? Use the device to make him see every other woman as Bea Arthur, or if he likes manly old women, Ron Jeremy. Even if you are hideous, he’ll still prefer you. - No more heroin addiction.
Braindump an orgasm into junkies and watch them get off the scag. Who needs to jam a needle in their arm when they can jizz their pants whenever they want? It could also work on porn addiction. - Make porn more enjoyable.
Okay, so maybe you don’t want to quit porn, you just want to enjoy it more. This could curb the number of man who stray from Hentai to incestuous bestiality because they are jaded by a woman being plowed by 11 demon dicks at once. - Make sex more enjoyable.
Perhaps you’re one of those lucky people who is actually banging a real human being, but it just isn’t what it could be. With DARPA’s hat thing, you could actually hold out on popping your cork for longer than 2 minutes, Speedy Gonzales. You can also bang ugly up in number 2 by programming yourself to see her as a porn star.
As you can see, there is a world of possibility opened by this new magical device, apparently mostly surrounding sex and pornography. But what else would you expect from the people who gave us the tool that unlocked Pandora’s box? The one Pandora kept under her bed filled with magazines, video tapes and stained socks?
A bed can be thought of as a body, and the bedding its clothing.
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When mind control doesn't work anymore for me, I'll go and have that lipo in perth that I've been thinking over for the past weeks. It's difficult to stick to a diet when you are always under a lot of stress.
When mind control doesn't work anymore for me, I'll go and have that lipo in perth that I've been thinking over for the past weeks. It's difficult to stick to a diet when you are always under a lot of stress.
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