Your Shin’s the Boss
By Ian Fortey
The world of body modification is weird and wonderful. Weird in that some people split their penis in half, wonderful in that tattooed girls are super hot. Let’s look at one.

Ahh. Anyways, back to weird and the header image there of Tony Danza on someone’s leg. On the one hand your initial reaction is probably something like “Oh man, it’s Tony Danza in tattoo form at last!” and then you probably high fived your buddies and continued to play foosball or, if you’re a female, you probably went back to naked pillow fights and taking pictures to send to me here at FunnyCrave. Proceed…
But after a few minutes you’re apt to think “Fuck. That’s a Tony Danza tattoo. That’s retarded.” And pretty much that’s the natural evolution of the Tony Danza tattoo. Yeah, he’s funny in a kitschy 80’s “remember that guy?” way, sort of like David Hasselhoff. And we all know how lame David Hasselhoff is. That’s, sadly, how lame a Tony Danza tattoo is.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:02PM
Man, Danza's tan is FIERCE in that tattoo.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:09PM
Good point, Adam. I had no idea Tony Danza was Pakistani.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009 7:09PM
He's like fine Italian leather.
Thursday, August 27, 2009 3:52AM
That's also a huge fucking shin. I've seen torsos that were smaller.