Your InBox Has VD

Look, this is awkward.  You were drinking mojitos, the staff at FunnyCrave was blitzed on heroin and drain cleaner, this kind of thing happens.  We broke out the video camera, the goat, the hospital grade rubber tubing, things got weird.  Weird and wonderful.  And penetrative.  Rectally.  Good times.  But uh…well…the thing of it is — STOP!

How many times has that happened to you?  You got blitzed on heroin and drain cleaner and engaged in high risk sexual behavior with a stranger and a goat?  Probably all the time.  You’re probably resting from it right now by checking your e-mail and getting a calming dose of ha ha here at FunnyCrave while the errant goat spooge dries to a flaky crust across your duvet, and that’s cool.  But we all know that, afterwards, the potential “oops, I gave you VD” speech is a tough one.  How do you even broach the subject?  Do you go for breakfast to break gonorrhea?  Have a sandwich for syphilis?  A walk for warts?  Some other alliterative and highly inappropriate thing for HIV?  Well worry no more!  If you’re Brazilian…

The government of Brazil is making things easier for all its diseased citizens by setting up a website from which filthy STD bags can send an e-card to their partners to inform them they may now have herpes.  This is the final evolution of e-mail kids, there’s nowhere to go from here.  Nowhere at all.

According to Babelfish, the picture above says this;

now I say not them sexually transmissible illnesses. Oi! I do not know if this and the best form to say, but I discovered that I have a DST. I was in a unit of greets, I looked one I medicate and already I am treating itself. I find that you would have to make the same

Oi! Fuck yeah!