Wilbur Wants a Love Marriage

I can’t decide if this guy is serious or not, and honestly, I really don’t care.  All I really care about is that poor Wilbur isn’t forced into some unholy arranged marriage.  Give him the love marriage he deserves with that chunky broad riding in the back of that golf cart with him.  Also, if someone could see to it that those background dancers get back to work, that would be excellent.  The economy is in the tank, ladies, there are plenty of other people willing to step in who won’t waste company time performing Wilbur’s expert choreography.  Believe it.

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