Why So Socialist?

Finally a reason to applaud Republicans again, they’re really creative when it comes to criticism.  Of course that doesn’t include FOX News Republicans, the sorts of people who couldn’t find their assholes with a roadmap and a Sherpa guide, but somewhere out there are some conservative types who decided to out Obama for what he is: a socialist supervillain.  Posters of Obama painted up like the Joker are springing up all over the place and, presumably due to their awesomeness, are being repeated and spread further.

The picture speaks for itself and it’s hard to deny, that really looks like Obama under that make up.  Hopefully Christian Bale has been warned, and Maggie Gyllenhaal too for that matter as she likely won’t be thrilled to see the President arrive at her home, then tie her to a chair and blow her to kingdom come.

This is also really enlightening in terms of political science as it only takes one image to explain the entire system of socialism for those who don’t understand it:  socialism is an unrestrained engine of chaos that will kill you by slamming your face down onto a pencil.  If you ever go on one of those White House tours, make sure you wear a helmet.