When You Play The Wii, It Looks Like You’re Masturbating. Some Are Just Figuring This Out.

Ohh, Nintendo Wii. You and your sweet and innocent nature — making people think you’re a kind hearted gaming machines when you’re really just a device that makes people look like they’re chronic masturbators. Even after the few years it’s been released , there are still plenty of non-gamers in the world that don’t quite understand that holding a 5-6 inch long shaft while pumping your arm vigorously at about waist height is a fairly suggestive thing to do.

The game these Australian morning TV hosts are playing is Mario & Sonic At The Winter Olympic Games, and the sport they’re playing in curling. This video just proves that if you wanted to be extremely immature, you could take a still picture of a guy sweeping the ice in front of a curling stone, replace the broom with a giant penis, and you instantly have yet another reason to make fun of curling.