When Clichéd Jokes Come to Life: Fat people Falling Through Floor
By Luis Prada
Sometimes, real life is better than any joke a person could construct. Other times, though, life listens carefully to all of the jokes humans have constructed, and then realizes that seeing one of them actually happen would be pretty awesome.
Yup, I just figured out how life works. You should write it down.
Recently, life turned its comedic gaze over to Sweden where it noticed a group of 20 Weight Watchers dieters weighing themselves. Life, knowing just how truly funny it is to watch the over-weight flounder around all helpless-like, decided to give the world the gift of funny. Life did this by collapsing the floor beneath them.
It’s reported that when the dieters collapsed they must have struck a swear pipe or something because soon thereafter, the smell of raw sewage filled the air. Apparently, the impact jolted one of their bowels and shook free a collection of 2 decade old red meat and Butterfingers.
“We’re going to have to find a replacement premises,” Weight Watchers consultant Therese Levin said.””One with some structural support and maybe like some airbags underneath. If you get the good ones they can catch elephants.”
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