Watch Phoonk 2 and Win $10,000

The film industry in India is intense, just watch any Bollywood movie and try to fathom for a second what’s happening.  Once, at three in the morning, I stumbled across a movie that involved a girl, a genie and what I assume was a werewolf singing and dancing in a cave and it lasted for 10 minutes at least.  There’s literally nothing you need to sing about with a werewolf and a genie that should go past the 5 minute mark.

But aside from Bollywood, there’s a small but serious group of filmmakers who make movies that don’t involve genie werewolf song and dance numbers.  In fact, it’s possible no one sings or dances at all.  So what do they do?  THEY PHOONK!!  LOOK AT THIS!

Did you just crap?  Don’t answer that, I already know.  This movie, Phoonk 2, is a sequel to the cleverly named Phoonk 1.  Probably they didn’t include the 1, that was just me taking some creative liberties.  The plot as near as I can tell involves Indian people being phoonked with by some chick.  And they were relieved that she died.  But they didn’t know.  That she came back.  AS A G-G-G-GHOST!  PHOONK!

As you can see, the sequel to Phoonk seems pretty intense, what with those couple of scenes that seem to have been lifted wholesale from other films and more stumbling around than you can shake a stick at.  But more importantly, the director will give you $10,000 if you can sit in a theatre all alone and watch the whole thing!

The same deal was offered for Phoonk 1 (again, probably no 1 included in the posters or anything) but the person who tried ran out after 30 minutes screaming about how Phoonky it was.  Of course, that was later disputed and a dude rented the entire theatre just to prove he could sit through it but shhh!  Don’t shit on the weak promotional gimmick.

If you accept the challenge and are ready to get phoonked, you probably need to be in India.  Once there, don’t drink the water.  Once that’s done, you’ll be set up with heart monitors in case your heart says “fuck you” and leaps out of your chest to protect itself from being phoonked along with your inconsiderate ass, and they’ll also put some cameras on you to make sure you’re not sitting there with your eyes shut, desperately trying to avoid the phoonking that is literally going to be around every corner!  Shit!