Video of the Day and Other Funny Stuff: September 1st, 2009

In France, Ronald McDonald is emo as fuck!

How To Survive When Your City Catches On Fire – read up, Cali.  (HolyTaco)

5 Amazing New Inventions That Will Doom Humanity – flame drills?  Sounds safe to us!  (Cracked)

Miss Bikini Canada Pool Party Pictures – they have swimming pools in Canada?  (DJMick)

The Hypnotist – we do this to get out of work all the time.  (YouTube)

15 Worst Gimmicks In Pro Wrestling – who knew pokers players loved to wrestle? (Epic Carnival)

The Helping Hand Condom Applicator – remember, only one of the tubes is safe.  (CollegeHumor)

Mario Kart, The Movie Trailer – hell yeah.  (BuzzCuts)

The 10 Most Hated People on Facebook – this list is way too small.  (Gunaxin)

Prostitute Mickey – Mickey Mouse is a whore!  (Atom)

10 Best Out of Position Moments In Sports – today’s starting pitcher is…Jose Canseco?  (BleacherReport)

Hot Poker Players and a $100 iTunes Giftcard – look at tits and enter to win free music.  Could it get any better?  (Coed)

Bible Adventures: 10 Strange Comics Inspired By Scripture – battle Pope!  (ComicsAlliance)

10 Cars Built for Sex – for times when a creepy van isn’t enough.  (AskMen)

The End of Reading Rainbow – LeVar Burton don’t give no fuck!  (ScreenJunkies)