Video of the Day and Other Funny Stuff: August 31st, 2009

We’re not usually the type to laugh at the misfortune of others.  But in this case, it’s funny.  Because Steven Tyler is old.  And you can hear him scream.

College Football’s 40 Hottest Fanbases – go my favorite sports team, go!  (BleacherReport)

Marvel Kids Clothes – we’d totally dress our kids in this stuff, if some woman was unlucky enough to have kids with us anyway.  (ComicsAlliance)

America’s 6 Greatest Food Contributions – buffalo wings.  ‘Nuff said.  (RegretfulMorning)

Sexiest SI Cheerleaders – we agree.  (Coed)

The Anatomy of a Bikini Carwash – like the beginning of most porn, except illegal-ish.  (HolyTaco)

Don’t Transfer – moving is hard!  (CollegeHumor)

Dude Races Avalanche – this shit is awesome.  (Break)

4 Reasons Why Winning the Mega Millions Would Suck – other than “because it’s not the mega billions,” we’re stumped.  (ChrisIlluminati)

Now THAT’S a Billboard – just one more reason why the Czech Republic is awesome.  Wait, we’re pretty sure this is the only reason.  Whatever.  (DJMick)

Top 20 Fictional Mobsters – if you can’t guess the #1 here, you should be ashamed.  (Gunaxin)

Top 10 Hottest Women in Tech – ditto.  (AskMen)

A Pro Wrestler’s PTA Campaign – what you gonna do when the school lunch program shifts from free?  (Atom)

9 Signs That Don’t Deliver What They Promise – hey, we live on Hooker Creek Rd!  (BlogOfHilarity)

Beer Goggle Fail – this is harsh.  (UnStructed)

Mind Blowing Magic Tricks – it’s true, when you’ve amazed Hasselhoff, you HAVE accomplished something.  (SuperTremendous)

Stripper Poles For Kids – as if we can add anything else to that.  (DaveAndThomas)

Pizza Cutters for Outlaw Bikers – that title makes a whole lot more sense when you click the link.  (TheBachelorGuy)

10 Signs You May Be a Juggalo – if this hits close to home, don’t worry, there is a simple solution.  Kill yourself.  (CraveOnline)