Video of the Day and Other Funny Stuff: August 17th, 2009
By Adam Tod Brown
When we’re not working, we’re surfing the internet. Also, we’re never working. Everything we post is written by a group of Thai children in a sweatshop located on the outskirts of Billings, Montana. Before you get all indignant and shit, consider this, if we spent our time actually creating compelling content, we would have no time at all to compile a bunch of links to other funny stuff you should read. So shut yer piehole!
Trends That Should Stop – movie dorks are staring at you! (Maxim)
Why Girls Cheat – is it because they’re whores? (MadeMan)
Inglourious Plummers – it involves Super Mario Bros. Don’t act like you don’t want to watch. (FilmDrunk)
How To Torture An Alien Properly – this will undoubtedly come in handy someday. (Asylum)
Possible Uses for the Jet Blue All You Can Fly Pass – oddly enough, drug smuggling is not mentioned. (Asylum)
What Is Mass Hysteria? – another in our own Luis Prada’s series of ridiculously long answers to simple questions. (Blurtit)
25 Awesome Gerry Rigs – we actually operate this site using a Vic 20 wired to a lawnmower battery and a WebTV console. (HolyTaco)
Video of the Day – some maniac decides running onto the track at a Formula 1 race is a good idea.