Viagra Dessert Created by Ridiculous Bogota Chefs

Nothing says delicious like prescription medication in your pudding, so student chefs in Bogota have whipped up a dessert made from passion fruit and Viagra, because they want people to experience not only deliciousness, but debilitating heart conditions.

The chefs believe it is an aphrodisiac because they gave the dessert to two groups of people, one group knew about the Viagra and the others didn’t, but both got aroused, which is awesome on both counts especially since Viagra isn’t an aphrodisiac at all and just increases blood flow to the wang, not sexual desire or feelings in any way, shape or form, which has been documented in the numerous tests done of Viagra by actual scientists as opposed to student chefs.

Apparently the people who eat it begin to feel its effects within a few minutes, which again is awesome since it takes Viagra 30 minutes to take effect in a human body normally and there’s still that issue of not being able to actually feel anything, since it doesn’t create any kind of feeling.

Research by Pfizer, the makers of Viagra, has shown that taking Viagra with no sexual dysfunction does absolutely nothing, the only way it will have an effect is if there already is some sort of sexual dysfunction present, so people eating it all willy nilly will, at best, expose a problem they didn’t know was there.  As for women taking it, it again tends to only work on women with complex sexual issues, post-menopausal and that sort of thing, and managed to increase blood flow to the junk region but little else because, you know, it’s made to make wang harder.  In tests, 57% of women who took Viagra said they felt a difference compared to 44% who took a placebo.

On the upside, Viagra can cause headaches, a blue-green tiny to vision, upset stomach.  A small number of people with heart conditions, some who weren’t aware of a pre-existing condition, have died after taking Viagra.

So what does all this mean?  It means student chefs in Bogota are idiots