Unintentionally Gay Ads of Yesteryear

Ad agencies spend veritable fucktons of money to ensure their campaigns are successful.  This doesn’t always work.  For instance, look at 6 Flags.  For reasons no one will ever be able to explain, they continue to use that bespectacled scrotum in a tuxedo to advertise their theme parks, despite the fact only the most sociopathic of children could ever possibly find it appealing.  The people who handle marketing for 6 Flags are therefore idiots.

But there’s another kind of accidental advertising chicanery afoot beyond simply employing people who couldn’t find their assholes with two hands and a Sherpa guide, and it’s of the unintentionally gay variety.  So in honor of those sorts of ads, we present you with these unintentionally gay ads that are inexplicably still quite awesome.

Wouldn't want to get to heaven without having tried, right?

These silk undies are fab!

How many lumps of spooge do you take?

That's quite the mouthful of weiner you have there

Sure this is all over the internet, but look at it. Super gay.

So guys...I can see your dicks.

Circumcised really is better.

Ok, there's technically nothing gay about this ad and yet there is.