Tupazakhstan and Other Funny Stuff: September 11th, 2009

There is absolutely no need for us to comment on this video.  Its awesomeness speaks for itself.

The Best Reaction to Being Hit By a Car Ever (FoundryMusic)

16 Common Penalties College Freshmen Should Avoid (HolyTaco)

Clerk Looks Death In the Eye and Beats the Shit Out of It (CollegeHumor)

4 Places a Man Doesn’t Have to Wear His Wedding Ring (ChrisIlluminati)

The 6 People Who Will Ruin a UFC Pay-Per-View Party (RegretfulMorning)

Reporter Finds Fake Bear Is Better Than Real Bear (LemonDrop)

Prison Break via Cardboard Box (Recall)

Fat Kid Dreams of Throwing Game Winning Block In the Super Bowl (SportsPickle)

Cali Politicial Describes His Mistress On an Open Mic (DaveandThomas)

White Wide Receivers In the NFL…a Dying Breed (YepYep)

5 Reasons Why the Angry Mob Just Doesn’t Work (Apoliticus)

10 Best Trampoline Fails of All Time (EpicCarnival)

NBA Wives and Girlfriends Hall of Fame (BleacherReport)

10 Signs of the Post-Apocalypse (ScreenJunkies)

Top 8 Eight-Bit Hotties (Asylum)

14 Hot Japanese Women You’ve Never Heard Of (Gunaxin)