Tila Tequila Engaged to Johnson & Johnson Heiress

So, yeah.  Tila Tequila is engaged.  To a chick.  If you don’t know who Tila Tequila is, we congratulate you on your high standards in television entertainment.  After making her name by being one of the first people to realize that MySpace users have shitty taste in music, she landed her very own godawful MTV show called Shot at Love or something like that.  Get it?  Tequila.  Shot at Love.  The show was every bit as clever as the thinking that went into that title.  But at least she’s hot!  And when it comes to getting an MTV show or setting yourself up with a rich spouse, that’s all that counts.