This Cat Is a Total Badass
By Adam Tod Brown
Like we mentioned in today’s old as dirt feature, we’re relaxing (drinking) today as we celebrate labor and stuff. So updates will be sparse. But with A Day Without Cats On the Internet fast approaching, we’d only be cheating ourselves if we didn’t provide at least one feline related post.
Some maniac in Indiana shot Brownie, the good kitty pictured above, with an arrow. We probably didn’t need to tell you what the cat was shot with, as you can clearly see there is an arrow protruding from the cat’s head. But Brownie, as it turns out, is quite the badass. The arrow skimmed of the cat’s skull and caused no serious damage. Brownie is expected to make a full recovery. We also expect Brownie to go on a bloodthirsty rampage of carnage and retribution while searching for the as yet unknown person who shot her. Just like in the movies.
Also, make sure to check back later today for our very special Labor Day Edition of Girls, Girls, Girls.
