Things to Consider Before Leaving a Comment on Funnycrave

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Funnycrave’s comment system is not a democracy.  It’s a dictatorship.  A brutal, uncaring, harsh dicatatorship that cares not the least bit about your need to have your opinion heard on the internet.  Hell, if we had our way, there wouldn’t even be comments, just one big button that you could click to show your unabashed approval of our ceaseless awesomeness and hilarity.  But that’s not how the internet works, unfortunately.  Sometimes people do have something to say, and we have to at least half heartedly support that.

With that in mind, we are in no way required to approve every comment that gets posted here.  In fact, we can promise you that we will not.  If you have something to say and you really want people to see it, here are some things to keep in mind.

  • Funnycrave is a comedy site.  We make jokes.  If you fail to realize this and decide to post a comment questioning our journalistic credibility, it will not be approved.  This is mainly done in an effort to keep you from looking retarded.  So please remember, jokes.  That is what we do.  If you’re wondering if we researched the topic we wrote about before writing it, rest assured we did not.  So don’t bother asking.
  • Please have something to say.  Your “LOL!” or “First!” comments are of no value to anyone and will be denied.  The purpose of comments are to spark a discussion about the subject at hand.  “LMAO!” does not work towards this goal in any way.
  • Speaking of the subject at hand, please, stay on topic.  If you’re reading a post about Lady Gaga, please save your comments about Whitney Houston until the day she goes back to the crack and we decide to write about it.
  • Don’t be an asshole.  Ever.  If you disagree with something we say or if you have found an error, feel free to mention it.  But be advised, you need to do so in a polite manner.  If we site a historical event that took place in 1832 and we inadvertently type it as 1823, that’s called a typo.  Feel free to politely mention it.  We’ll fix it and probably thank you for the heads up.  Alternately, if you catch an error of this sort and decide to go the “WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?  THAT HAPPENED IN 1832 YOU FUCKING MORON!” route, bad things will happen.  Like what, you ask?  Read on.
  • Seriously, don’t be an asshole.  Comments of a dickheaded nature will be dealt with in one of two ways.  We may just outright deny the comment, thereby leaving all of that rage pent up inside you where it will consume your soul and send your life spiraling toward an endless cycle of drug addiction and homelessness.  That’s if you’re lucky.  Alternately, we may decide to edit your comment to make it appear as if you love us more than life itself.  This will be done in a manner that makes you seem excessively creepy and mentally disturbed.  We will then post a follow up comment asking why you’re such an offputting weirdo and what you were thinking when you sent us that picture of you wearing a diaper and baby bonnet.  And all of this because you just had to be an internet douchebag.  So, yeah, be nice.  We have exclusive rights to douchebaggery around these parts.
  • Lurn to cpell.  Knowbody liks two reed shitty grammer.  We are no eckseption.  And wile your a tit, plz use akshual wurds.  Srsly, if u dont, ur cmmnts will b dltd.

So there you have it.  Some simple rules to follow if you hope to be included in that elite group of scholars and intellectuals that are welcome to leave comments on Funnycrave.  As long as you keep these simple guidelines in mind, you should have a healthy, productive lifetime of Funnycrave comments under your belt in no time.  Huzzah!