Things I Learned From the Harvard Racist Test

The Harvard Racist Test has been around for awhile, but every once in awhile it will pop back up as a source of fascination for internet users.  A test that can tell me if I’m racist?  And all this time I’ve been using the abundance of Confederate Army memoribilia in my bathroom as a measuring stick?  Nice!  Where do I sign up?  Well, I signed up here, and what I found out about myself was pretty shocking.  For example…

The fact that I’ve seen N.W.A. in concert does not, in fact, allow me free reign to use the “n” word.

Redd Foxx has never been, and probably never will be, on the fifty dollar bill.

Despite both being called Weezy, there is no direct family relationship between Lil’ Wayne and Louise Jefferson.

Spinning rims on a Ford Escort are never a good idea.

Kool-Aid is delicious, no matter what your skin color.

Only white people like the Minnesota Vikings.

There are no black people in Canada, only blaque people.

Full House was total nonsense.

No matter what our differences may be, we can all agree that Scientology is a cult.

The white man is not the devil, in general, but apparently I am.  (Really didn’t see that one coming.  Damn you, Harvard.)