The Sexy Women of Sucker PunchBy Adam Tod Brown
Zack Snyder’s upcoming flick Sucker Punch appears to have all the makings of a box office smash. Or at least it has all the makings of a movie we’d want to see. It has guns, it has fighter planes, it appears to possibly have robots and it has girls. Man, does it ever have girls.
There have long been rumors that Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens would be stripping for her role in the film, thus marking her first nude work as an adult (seriously, don’t be a creep, those pictures of her online are all kinds of illegal). As if that isn’t news enough, Sucker Punch cranks the hotness up to 11 by throwing underrated beauties like Jena Malone, Abbie Cornish and Jamie Chung into the mix as well.
So, to summarize, guns, girls, robots. What’s not to like? Catch Sucker Punch when it premiers next March. And in the meantime, check out a whole bunch of pictures of the lovely ladies of Sucker Punch below.
Jamie Chung has come a long way from her days as a member of MTV’s The Real World San Diego cast in 2004. Since then, she’s had a few minor acting roles that ultimately led to a higher profile appearance in the campy horror flick Sorority Row which has now led to a featured role in Sucker Punch. That’s a lot more than that Puck guy can say for himself.
Carla Gugino is a veteran to Zack Snyder’s work, having already appeared in Watchmen. This time around, she tackles the role of Madam Gorski in Sucker Punch. She might be the oldest of the bunch, but she’s still hot as shit.
Jena Malone is what some might call an unconventional beauty. But a beauty she is. The role of Rocket in Sucker Punch doesn’t appear to be like anything she’s taken on before. It should be interesting to see a different side of her this time around.
Abbie Cornish may not be a household name here in the US. But in her native Australia, she’s the shit. And with her role as Sweet Pea in Sucker Punch, don’t be surprised if she finally makes a name for herself here as well. This would officially make her the hottest thing to come from Australia since the Bloomin’ Onion. Just joking, Australia!
Another Sucker Punch girl, another Australian beauty. Emily Browning is a little more well known stateside than her Sucker Punch counterpart Abbie Cornish. You might remember Emily from roles in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events or the dreadful suspense flick The Uninvited. But now, she’s all growed up and primed to make up for those atrocities with the lead role of Babydoll in Sucker Punch.
Let’s not even mince words here, when it comes to the hotties of Sucker Punch, Vanessa Hudgens is the big ticket item. She’s spent years cultivating a wholesome Disney star image while simultaneously having nude photos of her “accidentally” leaked on the internet. For better or worse, rumor has it that she’ll be making the happy fun time nudity action all sorts of legal in Sucker Punch. Is that reason enough to see the movie? Maybe, if you’re a total perv. But really, this just kind of looks like it will be an awesome flick. Don’t let a Disney star’s tits be the only reason you check it out. That would just be gross.