The New Mickey Mouse and Other Funny Stuff

Disney has decided that Mickey Mouse has become too much of a corporate symbol.  In an effort to change this, the beloved mouse is getting a makeover.  If the above photo from an upcoming video game is any indication, Mickey 2.0 will be a total badass.  We can dig it.

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