The Kitten Picture Commenter Revolution Is Upon Us
By Adam Tod Brown
09/09/09 is almost here. And you know what that means…No Cats On the Internet Day. We’re pretty certain that this will be an even more monumental failure than No Megan Fox On the Internet Day was. After all, along with porn and spyware, pictures of cute wittle kittehs are the very lifeblood of the internet. Far be it from us to not cash in on the traffic generating gravy train that is pictures of cats in wacky situations. So, get your warm and fuzzies on while checking out this picture from cat picture megasite cuteoverload.com.
Yep, that’s a cat in a blender. The person who posted the picture added a disclaimer that, as evidenced by the fact that the good little kitty is all the way at the bottom of the pitcher, the blade setup has been removed. So the kitten is in no real danger here. That didn’t stop cat picture enthusiasts from flipping the fuck out.
As entertaining as we try to be here at Funnycrave, we could never be as remarkably entertaining as 600+ cat enthusiasts whipped into a frenzy over a possible…cat-tastrophe. HIYOOO! Sorry. Anyway, here are just a few of the ragetastic bits. If you have seven hours to kill, you can see all the comments here.
34 kozzymom 09.02.09 at 4:20 pm
NOT FUNNY. Smarten up…. Is it only me or does it seem that more and more often, poor judgement is used in posting pictures of animals who are clearly scared and upset.
Smarten up…one more and I am off this site for good..AND, I will email all the advertisers and post a complaint.
31 SARAH 09.02.09 at 4:19 pm
since you seem to like simulating grotesquely abusive situations – heres an idea for you…..
why don’t you climb into a kitchen oven (if you’re small like me you probably could) and have someone take your picture, then put your little disclaimer saying that the heat wasn’t turned on….
still repugnant!!!
44 Anon 09.02.09 at 4:25 pm
Allison has a good point about this being unethical. Anyone care to report to WordPress (site host)?
