The Holocaust and Crunk Juice: Together At Last

The creative and thoughtful students at Middle Tennessee State University want to remember the Holocaust as well as celebrate Lil Jon’s birthday since it’s the time of year to do both.  They’ve tasked people with coming up with some Lil Jon style flowes to help remember the Holocaust.  FunnyCrave is on board and provides this tribute to the Holocaust to the tune of Lil Jon’s “Let My Nutz Go.”

You couldn’t be a better Jew than me
Even if you read the Torah every day of the week
I know you think you got it like
I be fuckin’ dreidels every day of the week
You never could be a better Jew than me
Even if you rollin as a Nazi
I know you goose-steppin that top notch freak
You never could be a better Jew than me
When I first got to the synagogue it was cool to fuck
Walked passed these shiksas and they looked me up and back down again
Recognize a Shmendrik
Next thing I know, I’m tellin’ lies again
Hidin Jews in the basement till the Nazi’s go
Grab some extra pants so my lack of foreskin don’t show
I came in this muthafucka with my niggaz
I plan on leavin’ here with yo shiksas
Anybody feel they got a problem with that
You need to take off yo Iron Cross
And get the fuck out my way
Cause I don’t fuck with Gestapo on any day
I can’t buy her no Manischewitz, she can’t ride with me
I don’t know her and she can’t stand beside me
But yo bitch, I might fuck her
Just because I know she’s kosher

Let my Jews go – bitch
Let my Jews go
Let my Jews go – bitch
Do you like the way they swang
Let my Jews go – bitch
Let my Jews go
Let my Jew go – bitch you keep Kristallnachtin’ in my ear and got me mad as hell

Let me hit that lox, what you drinkin’
6 months ago, hoe yo ass wasn’t speakin’
Now I see yo face in every Concentration Camp
Tryin’ yo plots since Schindler dropped
Yeah, no.  On second thought, this may be the worst idea anyone has ever thought of.  Ever.