The Hoff Is Feeling Good and Other Funny Stuff: September 9th, 2009

You know what’s more awesome than David Hasselhoff singing a caberet tune?  Nick Cannon’s tuxedo.  But other than that, nothing.

Inner Monologue of a Normal Person at a Health Care Rally (HolyTaco)

4 Viral Videos That Will Haunt Their Stars Forever (Cracked)

You Got Knocked the Fuck Out! (Break)

The Freshman 15 (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Simpson’s Umbrella Fail (DonChavez)

25 Awesome Celebrity Dolls (SuperTremendous)

Facebook to English Roommate Translator (LemonDrop)

11 Great Mancrushes In Comics (ComicsAlliance)