The Friday Fail – Phillies Fan Fail

The rules for rioting after the home team wins a major sporting event:

1)      Be very drunk

2)      Make sure everyone involved in the riot agrees with your personal style of rioting

3)      Always disrespect cars (idle)

4)      Never disrespect cars (moving)

5)      If you are a cop watching someone perform an act that may cause them physical harm (like the cop at the 38 second mark of the video) you must – and this is a MUST – you must literally turn your back on all brash displays of unbridled stupidity.

What you shouldn’t do while rioting after the home team wins a major sporting event

1)      Feel shame

2)      Realize there’s a problem, then change your ways

3)      Make amends with your own idiocy

4)      Have children

5) Learn how to action roll as to break your fall when you inevitably perform the act that nearly got you killed next year