The Friday Fail – The Stand Up Fail [Video]
By Luis Prada![dan 1024x715 The Friday Fail – The Stand Up Fail [Video]](http://funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dan-1024x715.jpg "dan songer LP 2-26-10")
Think about the worst comedian you’ve ever seen. It can be Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, anybody from Comic View, whoever. Just get the mental picture of them in your head. Now, imagine a moment in their stand up routine that you really hated. Imagine that person hard.
Okay, do you have the mental picture ready? Good. Now watch this…
Doesn’t the comedian in your head now seem like the very definition of comedy? Yeah, weird right? Watching Dan Songer’s stand up videos is kind of like that weird miracle berry that makes sour foods taste sweet. You take a bite of Jeff Dunham and think “I’m sorry. This is awful.” Then you take a bite out of Dan, and then take another bite out of Jeff Dunham, and all of a sudden you’re all like “Jeff Dunham’s awesome!”
To put it in a completely different way, here’s what Ian Fortey had to say on the subject of Dan’s comedy:
“His act is like watching a guy on death row try to think of anything at all to say to keep himself alive just a minute longer.”
Ian ain’t lying…
Stop it, Dan.
I said STOP!
For the love of all that is holy, give it a fucking rest, man!
There’s only one way to put a stop to all this…
(feet dangling from sealing)
Sunday, February 28, 2010 6:42PM
This could be a fun drinking game. Every time you think you heard a punch line, but no one's laughing, take a drink.
On the downside, I only got 4 minutes into the 1st vid before I had to stop watching. I'm sure you'd die of alcohol poisoning long before he finished anyway.