The Friday Fail – The Donut Fail [Video]

These are the 5 comments on the Youtube profile for today’s Friday Fail:

“Skid marks in his pants. HAHA”

“Stupid stupid stupid xD”

“Awesomw trick!!!!!!!! Lol”

“Haaahahahaha…. what a prick”

“idiot”

Enticed yet?

How the hell does that even happen?  Why did he have the door open while spinning wildly in an automobile? Does that man know nothing about centripetal force?

“No, bro, Imma do these circles in my car, bro. Watch, you’ll see, bro. Gravity has no influence on me, bro. I’m only about a half-a-foot taller than my car because I made myself this tall, bro. I know that has nothing to do with gravity, but whatever, bro. I’m tiny.”

The real beauty in this video comes not from the guy accidentally action rolling away from a moving car; but from his reaction. Watch the beginning of that video again. Watch how he pops up and tosses his chest out like a man ready to punch the shit out of some air. I’m not saying he’s an idiot for having that reaction. Shit, if I fell out of a moving car and narrowly avoided getting run over by it, I think I’d use that left over adrenalin to run straight through a brick wall because, hell, why not? The camera’s already rolling, and it just caught me escaping my own death, so why not run clean through a wall? It would make for a most excellent Youtube sensation. “Guy falls out of car while doing donuts, runs through wall.” That’s, like, 100,000 Diggs from the title alone.