The Friday Fail – Cliff Jump Fail

Spring Break + Alcohol + Giant Sea Side Cliff = Fail

What the hell is wrong with my generation? We have the ability to stand idly by as a girl drunkenly leaps off of a cliff in to water, floats to the surface as if she were dead, and then we respond with “Yeeeeeaaah, Spring break, bitches!” as if dying by cliff leap is as common a spring break tradition as wet T-shirt contests and accidentally blowing five dudes in a hotel room that you’re pretty sure has a camera hidden in it.

It’s hard to tell what’s worse, the thing that I think I’ll call a “Rib Flop,” or the Navy’s Elite Douche Squad that swam in for the rescue? I’m almost certain the guy on the left had his turned forward to block out the blistering sun, but then saw that he might get laid if her saved this floating chick’s life; so, like Mario coming in contact with a mushroom, the dude flipped his hat backwards and was granted the strength to swim about 30 feet.