Bad news, delusional men of America. Former MTV VJ and current, um, former MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo is officially off the market. So that chance you thought you may have had to get at her if only the right moment had presented itself has now all but vanished. Bummer drag, dude.

The lucky man who locked down the Minnillo is Nick Lachey, former boy band front man and current, well, former boy band member. He also used to be Mr. Jessica Simpson. You remember him, right? Well, yeah, that guy landed Vanessa Minnillo.

In fond remembrance of the days when she wasn’t betrothed to Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds, here are 50 of the hottest pictures of Vanessa Minnillo from around the internet.