Texting While Driving Leads To Awesome Crash Sequences

A new PSA designed to educate teens on the dangers of texting while driving is raising some eyebrows.  After the pants shittingly awesome opening sequence of violence, carnaage and mayhem made its way to YouTube, several parents complained that the video was far too violent for the eyes of their young teens  The teens were unavailable for comment because they were busy watching YouTube videos of that one kid who smells like piss getting jumped at the bus stop and beaten with chains by his fellow classmates.  It’s had 300,000 views in the last hour.

Anyway, after watching this video, we did have a few questions, we’ll share those with you in a second.  But first, the video.

Did you see that shit?  Those chicks got owned by that fruity little european car!  We are of the belief that this is one of the greatest achievements in PSA history.  Not because it does a particularly good job of conveying its message, but more because we like unabated violence.  But the video does raise a couple of questions.  For starters, why the hell is this movie called COW?  Given the all caps, we’re guessing that’s an acronym, but for what?  Sure, the chick in the passenger seat had a little more meat on her bones than the other two, but it can’t be that, right?

Also, is a pop up advertising an upcoming Tom Jones movie really the best choice for the beginning of the video?  That can’t be doing any of the involved parties any favors.  Thanks to that, I’ll never hear “What’s New Pussycat” without envisioning some British teen’s head flying through a windshield at high velocity.  Thanks.