Target Banns Illegal Alien Costume and Others
By Ian Fortey
If there’s one thing store chain Target won’t stand for, it’s forced sodomy in the electronics department. I shit you know, go to a target and try to fuck anyone in the ass against their will next to the flat screen TVs and see where that gets you. You’ll have some kind right there in no time all “Excuse me sir, we can’t allow that sort of thing in here. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” And you know what? Bitch won’t even let you finish.
But somewhere down the list of other things Target won’t stand for, after forced sodomy in every other department, arson, the music of LMFAO and crotchless jeans is Halloween costumes that could be offensive to immigrants. Immigrants are not to be offended, by Target, at Halloween. Thus, Target banned the illegal alien costume.
On the one hand this costume shouldn’t be offensive to immigrants, as, unless they’re illegal, it’s not even about them and if they are illegal why does anyone give a fuck if they find it offensive? But even if you did care about the feelings of illegals, it doesn’t have a big deuce mask or a sandwich board that says “sodomize me in the electronics department, I’m illegal and I deserve it” or anything. Basically it’s not offensive at all. But whatever, fuck Target. Fuck them for banning these other awesome costumes too.
Foxy Boxing Jew
An Asshole
Dildo Jesus
Gary Coleman
