SARAH SILVERMAN PHOTOS: Look, we’re not in the business of writing snappy headlines. Especially when there isn’t anything snappy to write about. So, we’re going the literal route and calling this what it is…a bunch of pictures of Sarah Silverman.

Granted, she’s probably doing something of note right now, but we wouldn’t know what that would be without, you know, Googling it or something. Which we did. And it turns out she’s going to be straight up nude in an upcoming film called “Take This Waltz.”

Like, just totally naked. And she’s advising her fans to go into it with low expectations. Good luck.

But putting Sarah Silverman Nude in big letters in a headline, that’s bad times. Then every office filter in America thinks you’re a porn site. But if you slip it in the first few paragraphs in bold text and then make the title something innocuous sounding, the type of people who are out there Googling “Sarah Silverman Nude” will probably check it out anyway just in case.

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The music of Ke$ha wavers uncontrollably between moderately tolerable and painfully aggravating. We assumed she’d just put out that “Tik Tok” single and kind of fade back into obscurity, but it’s looking like that isn’t going to be the case for awhile.

On November 22nd, the wacky songstress releases Cannibal, a follow up EP to her smash debut album, Animal. To gear up for that, she recently shot a video for her anti-bullying anthem, unfortunately titled “We R Who We R.” So, hate it all you want, but it looks like she’s sticking around for awhile.

And that’s not a completely bad thing. Trash the music all you want, but you have to give the woman credit on one count…she’s absolutely gorgeous. Sure, she sometimes hides that beauty in a gigantic whirlwind of crazy, but look close enough and you’ll still see it. Check out the pictures below and see for yourself. These are the 101 hottest pictures of Ke$ha from around the internet.

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Keeping track of who and who isn’t going to be in the upcoming sequel to the road trip mega comedy The Hangover is getting to be like trying to keep track of which Jersey Shore cast member is the biggest shame to Italian people. That shit just changes all the time. Recently, and speaking of shame, Mel Gibson was nixed from the cast a few days ago after Zach Galifianakis pitched a bitch. Then Liam Neeson brought his very particular set of skills to the party.

Now, and speaking of MTV television shows, former Real World house member Jamie Chung has signed on. This time around, the flick is set in Thailand, so, the casting makes sense in that way. Whatever she’s doing, it will likely be pretty fun to watch. Unfortunately, Heather Graham didn’t make the cut this time around though. Ah well, let’s look at some pictures.

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Halloween fell on a Sunday this year, which is super fitting because undoubtedly the best part of Halloween is football. Or maybe that’s Thanksgiving. Whatever the case, around Halloween, NFL cheerleaders make it a point to skip their usual sexy attire and instead opt for, well, other sexy attire. It’s how Halloween works, even chicks who dress like skanks for a living use it as an excuse to dress like skanks. So great.

To celebrate the passing of Halloween and cheerleaders in general, here are 45 pictures of NFL Cheerleaders in Halloween costumes.

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Great news! Remember that “Crocodile Rock” song that Elton John recorded back when your mom was still attractive? A good song, for sure, but you have to admit, it’s always been missing a little something. That something, obviously, was goddamn Nelly Furtado.

For reason unbeknown to even the most learned of music scholars, the two famous divas are teaming up on the soundtrack for a movie called Gnomeo & Juliet, which we hope is a spinoff of the Leprechaun franchise. The result of this not even kind of overdue pairing is a remake of “Crocodile Rock.” Why?

Anyway, it’s a good excuse to look at some pictures of Nelly Furtado if nothing else. Let’s do that.

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Audrina Patridge is pretty wonderful. She’s been kind enough to grace the television world with her presence on MTV’s hit “reality” show The Hills. And now, she’s all over the goddamn Googles thanks to her weekly appearances on Dancing With the Stars. We told you a long time ago you should be watching that show. We weren’t lying.

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The Boise State Broncos can’t seem to get a fair shake from the BCS. They’ve won something like 500 straight games, they demolish everyone they play, they took out Oregon last year and will probably do it again sometime again this year…and yet they can’t seem to crack the top spot in the BCS.

Tonight, the Broncos take on a Louisiana Tech team that is probably expecting a triple digit loss. Will anyone take note of the destruction? Probably not. What does this have to do with cheerleaders? Nothing.

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Hey, remember Loredana Jolie? Yeah, neither do we, but that’s only because she’s one of Tiger Wood’s former mistresses and we lost track of their names somewhere around the 135 mark. But we’re sure she’s a great gal.

Anyway, she’s finally answered all of our prayers by releasing a book about what it’s like to sleep with Tiger Woods. In keeping with the overall high class atmosphere of a venture like that, she explains in the book that Woods’ cheating was actually the fault of his wife, Elin Nordegren, who Jolie claims only married the golfer for his money. This, naturally, also implies that Tiger Woods is a total dumbass, a fact that we don’t dispute in the least.

Anyway, here’s some pictures.

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Remember that smoking hot Russian spy, Anna Chapman, who got busted a few months back and deported home to her native Russia? Well, she’s back and in fabulous form. In the October issue of Maxim Russia, the world’s sexiest espionage artist has a full spread that should go a long way towards getting her name back in the public discussion.

If you have a little time to kill, you can catch some behind the scenes footage from her Maxim shoot at their website. But be advised, in Russia, internet load slow. While you’re waiting for the Communist video buffers to do their thing, check out some pictures of Anna Chapman below.

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