Thursday, March 24, 2011 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
Zack Snyder’s upcoming flick Sucker Punch appears to have all the makings of a box office smash. Or at least it has all the makings of a movie we’d want to see. It has guns, it has fighter planes, it appears to possibly have robots and it has girls. Man, does it ever have girls.
There have long been rumors that Disney starlet Vanessa Hudgens would be stripping for her role in the film, thus marking her first nude work as an adult (seriously, don’t be a creep, those pictures of her online are all kinds of illegal). As if that isn’t news enough, Sucker Punch cranks the hotness up to 11 by throwing underrated beauties like Jena Malone, Abbie Cornish and Jamie Chung into the mix as well.
So, to summarize, guns, girls, robots. What’s not to like? Catch Sucker Punch when it premiers next March. And in the meantime, check out a whole bunch of pictures of the lovely ladies of Sucker Punch below.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 2:00PM - By Luis Prada
I’m not the type of person that can sit on a park bench or in the waiting room at my gynecologist to get my man-puss checked for pee-pee sicknesses and just strike up a conversation with people. When people start talking to me, my brain shuts off and I only respond with occasional Yeah’s and I know, right?’s. The reason for this is not because I hate all humans and dare not communicate with them. It’s because I like to just kick back and enjoy the silence.
When I do this, I tend to stare off awkwardly in to the middle-distance, and whatever saunters (or strolls, or wanders, or gambols) through my field of vision gets thought about deeply. War, strife, politics, or tough ethical and moral quandaries never seem to cross my field of vision, so it’s safe to say that I rarely think about such things when I stare off. Mostly I end up thinking about things like squirrels and babies, and cats, and, such as is the case today, extremely hot women.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010 4:15PM - By Adam Tod Brown
In a recent interview, the lovely and seemingly ageless Kristin Davis made what strikes us a bit of a threat. When asked if there would be a third Sex and the City movie, she replied that she would love for that to happen.
We would not love to see a new Sex and the City movie, but with that said, we’re all for anything that keeps KD in the spotlight for a bit longer. At an age when a lot of people are well past the point of starting to go downhill, she’s still completely stunning and gorgeous. So, if another Sex and the City movie has to happen, at least it means we’ll see even more of her. That’s something we just can’t complain about.
In the meantime, we’ll make due with the shots of this smoking hot actress that we already have access to. Here are the 100 hottest pictures of Kristin Davis from around the internet.
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Monday, November 22, 2010 4:30PM - By Adam Tod Brown
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Emma Watson is not just Hermoine. The most recent installment of the Harry Potter movie franchise hit theaters this weekend. While we don’t have much interest in muggles and wizards and such, we have certainly grown quite fond of Emma Watson who plays, you know, the girl and stuff in all of the Harry Potter flicks.
To celebrate the release of the film and the fact that she’s been of legal gawking age for a few years now, we happily present the 100 hottest pictures of Emma Watson we could find.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010 4:00PM - By Adam Tod Brown
Rejoice! Eva Longoria is getting a divorce! While we certainly feel for her during this difficult time, we’d be lying if we said we weren’t just a little bit happy to hear this news. It’s a story we’ve heard a million times before. Insanely hot girl marries famous actor/athlete/musician, insanely hot girl gets inexplicably cheated on, insanely hot girl gets a divorce.
Just like that Eva Longoria has once again joined the ranks of available women. Granted, the chances of any of us ever actually hooking up with Eva Longoria are nearly non-existent, but still, the world is a much happier place when that scant possibility at least exists.
To celebrate the newfound unattachedness of Eva Longoria, we put together this collection of 100 of the hottest pictures of the Desperate Housewives star we could find. Enjoy!
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010 10:00AM - By Adam Tod Brown
Bad news, delusional men of America. Former MTV VJ and current, um, former MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo is officially off the market. So that chance you thought you may have had to get at her if only the right moment had presented itself has now all but vanished. Bummer drag, dude.
The lucky man who locked down the Minnillo is Nick Lachey, former boy band front man and current, well, former boy band member. He also used to be Mr. Jessica Simpson. You remember him, right? Well, yeah, that guy landed Vanessa Minnillo.
In fond remembrance of the days when she wasn’t betrothed to Jessica Simpson’s sloppy seconds, here are 50 of the hottest pictures of Vanessa Minnillo from around the internet.
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Monday, November 15, 2010 10:00AM - By Adam Tod Brown
Rosario Dawson had a new movie open over the weekend. Unstoppable, which co-stars Denzel Washington and that guy who I think was in Star Trek, tells the tale of a runaway train filled with who knows what on a direct collision course with a train full of kids. It’s the kind of thing that you never ever hear about in real life, so naturally, the movie is based on actual events.
We’ll probably hold out for the DVD before checking this one out, but the fact that Rosario Dawson is in it means we will absolutely be seeing it at some point. We even saw Josie and the Pussycats, for the love of God.
To celebrate all things Rosario Dawson, we gathered up the 100 hottest pictures of the lovely actress that we could find on the internet. And now, we present them here for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
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Tuesday, November 9, 2010 9:00AM - By FunnyCrave Staff
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JESSICA ALBA: Yesterday, we mentioned that topless photos of Kat Dennings, the lovely and talented actress from The 40-Year Old Virgin and countless other films, had been posted online. Remarkably, on the very same day that those pictures leaked, word also came down that topless photos of none other than Jessica Alba had found their way to the internet also. That’s right, the dream we’ve all dreamed of seems to have come true.
Awesome, right? Well, you might remember that we mentioned the Kat Dennings pictures didn’t really end up being all that racy. We even posted them online. Unfortunately, the same holds true for the topless photos of Jessica Alba that have now surfaced. In fact, we’d go so far as to call them kind of boring. Way to disappoint, internet.
It’s all well though, the internet is full of incredible pictures of Jessica Alba, even if they are of the safe for work variety. To prove it, we’ve collected 110 of the sexiest Jessica Alba pictures from around the internet for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!
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Monday, November 8, 2010 9:00AM - By FunnyCrave Staff
People just never learn. The fact that you have a cell phone capable of texting nude photos of yourself to other people doesn’t mean it’s something you should do, especially if you’re a celebrity. But people do it, including celebrities, and usually those pictures end up on the internet.
The latest celebrity to have provocative photos of her show up online is Kat Dennings, who you should remember from The 40-Year Old Virgin and Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.
On the bright side of things, at least the pictures aren’t all that revealing. In fact, to even call them “topless” is pushing it. You can see the racy photos in question in the gallery below (they’re the last two). For real, they aren’t that bad, see for yourself. And while you’re at it, check out a whole lot more photos of the always lovely Kat Dennings below, too.
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