Monkeys are so goddamn adorable. Look at this little guy, for example. Caught red handed stealing delicious grapes and all he can do in his defense is play to the camera. It’s exactly this type of playful defiance that will lead to him defacing his owner someday in a dispute over the remote control. Adorbs.
At least we hope that’s just a firework that’s intended to be really large. Given it’s proximity to the ground and the people who were launching it, this very well could be a tragic explosion of mass proportions. Saaaaaaaad face!
Sometimes it boggles the mind to think about the lengths people will go to for something they love. Take the bowl haircut sporting weirdo in this video, for example. Over the course of eight arduous minutes, he goes into loving detail about the highlights of his VCR collection. Keep in mind, this isn’t a collection of VHS movies, it’s an actual collection of VCRs. This begs an obvious question…fucking why?
Traffic Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Because I was speeding?
Traffic Cop: No, turns out I’m about to be devoured by wolves. Reckon I can get in your car and escape an assuredly brutal and painful death?
Can you imagine having this class at like 8am or some shit? I’d rather drive a rusty nail into my eardrum than have to try and decipher this horseshit.
Seriously, we thought that “nom nom nom” thing was just an internet myth. But if this video is to be believed, some cats really sound like that when they’re eating. Adorable.
Happy Halloween! In a few weeks! In case you’re wondering, the band performing this ungodly awesome cover of the Halloween movie theme is Secret Chiefs 3. Check out their official website here.
