Does that title make you think something is afoot?  It should, because I’m totally implying something is afoot.  Something about Megan Fox.  Like maybe newly found yearbook photos of her from back in the day indicate her eerie foot-thumb isn’t the only bizarre thing about her, like maybe she had a goat head back in 2002 or something like that.  Like maybe her dad actually is some kind of mountain goat and she’s just the freakish Appalachian offspring of nature gone wrong.  Is that what I’m implying?

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