As the above video clearly shows, Tarzan would be just fine without Jane.  After living in the jungle that long, it’s only natural that you would learn how to take care of yourself.  My only concern is that the video is labeled “Tarzan Fail.”  I don’t get it.  Looks to me like he’s having all sorts of success to me.

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This video isn’t new, but it’s experiencing a bit of resurgence on the internet for reasons that no one can understand, which is leading many to speculate that the internet is actually controlled by telekinetic gerbils that dictate what the latest internet trends will be. This week, the gerbils have selected actor Joe Pesci’s foray in to the world of…some kind of music.

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What’s worse than one Jeff Dunham? Try an army of them — an army of them singing one of the most beloved (and most covered) pop songs in history in a way that suggests a series of supernatural murders is about to go down.

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The rules for rioting after the home team wins a major sporting event:

1)      Be very drunk

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Yeah, I got my new truck. Yeah, it’s pretty fucking sweet, bro. It’s a red one. Red makes it go faster. It adds like, 85.73 horsepower? Yeah, 85.73. Oh, and I can burnout, dude! I can totally make my wheels go round and round with absolutely no forward momentum. It’s crazy awesome, bro! What? What’s that? You want to see me burnout? Oh—oh, okay, yeah, uh, s–sure. Yeah, I can totally do that. I’ll just, uh, get in my truck here and, uh, do the thing with the pedals and the driving and the creating of smoke with the tires and…yeah. It’s gonna be pretty awesome sooo…you might want to stand back because I don’t want the awesomeness of my Dodge SRT-10 injuring you.

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Graffiti, when used correctly, can be a powerful outlet for creative expression and social commentary.  But in the wrong hands, graffiti can also be a glaring example of how horribly the public education system has failed us.

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So there you were, playing with your Power Rangers in the sandbox, when all of a sudden your meat headed arch-nemesis stomps in, kicks the gold chest shield off of your Green Ranger, pushes you to the ground, and spits in your face. As he and his clan of mongoloid minions walk away laughing, your violent revenge fantasies kick in to overdrive; they burn through your brain, drip out of your eyes via rage tears, and spill out of your mouth in the form of a bestial child scream. You charge at the bully in an attempt to extract your poorly conceived interpretation of revenge. Within 3 seconds, and after your one attempted punch that can only be described as “very, very gay,” you were leveled like a man feeling the entirety of human suffering within a nanosecond.

You missed your biggest opportunity to knock him out. You suck.

So to satisfy your primal nerd rage, here are some videos we dug up that showcase some bullies that just happened to pick on kids on that one sweet, sweet day where the nerd’s power bar is blinking “MAX! MAX!”

The chances of you saying “HOLY SHIT!!” are pretty high.

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A fat girl on a mechanical bull. Hilarity ensues.

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Two Minutes and 33 Seconds with Ken Jeong - An Asian Spanish teacher?! Crazy.  (FunnyorDie)

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