Steven Tyler Leaves Aerosmith in Today’s Smoking Poll
By Adam Tod Brown
In news that is sending fans of washed up rock bands who should have retired years ago into hysterics, it was revealed earlier this week that Steven Tyler may be leaving Aerosmith. According to Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, the first he heard of the news was from an internet post. So far, Tyler’s reps aren’t talking. This all brings up an obvious question…
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:55PM
you would think these guys would act more grown up and quit gossiping online
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 11:59PM
I don't know, I just don't see this band breaking up over an "internet post". I suppose there's more to it but it's a very strange way for something like this to happen nonetheless.
Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:51AM
Adam Tod Brown… Does this kid write for a grammer school paper or does he just write for his own amusement? Don’t ridicule mega-successful people who are still currently selling out concert dates and maintaining huge record sales while you’re a nobody. It just makes you look dumber than you truly are..
Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:40PM
Sorry Tim, this is a comedy site. I'm bound by a code of honor to make fun of Aerosmith. The only band easier to make fun of is the Rolling Stones. Even when it comes to being mocked, the Stones are better than Aerosmith. Go figure.
Anyway, go sob into your pillow while listening to "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" or some shit if your feelings are hurt. And Aerosmith hasn't had "huge" record sales since the early 90's.
Thursday, November 12, 2009 3:16PM
He makes a good point though. According to research at Harvard you can't make fun of famous people unless you too are famous because of stuff. Science stuff. If you make fun of someone more famouser than you, it's cuz yer just jealous and pluswise, Armageddon was the best movie ever. Aerosmith will be the best rock band forever, man. Forever! You just don't even know. You must be dumb. You're dumb. You probably like to listen to…dumb…music.
Thursday, November 12, 2009 5:04PM
It's not true that Aerosmtih haven't made a good record since Rocks. They've made two.
Friday, April 30, 2010 6:08AM
Guys what's more important than that is that they are 2 bands that helped music to have another kinda style of music, and what's better, they are still playing! That's not so easy to do. I had a band for 4 years and all the members gotta be more than sure of what they want with what they are doing. If you wanna succes so give it more than a try, and you all gotta agree in everything, even food. I think The Stones and Aerosmith are great! Both!. Perhaps they did not make good rock records since a long time ago but they are still showing and trying to show what they were born to show and tha'ts awesome. How many bands with old members have still that popularity? none, So, stop competing and think honestly.