Shirtless Dancing Neo Geo Fan Captivates Internet

Every once in a while a viral video comes along that makes you stop and think, “Is this what I’ve been reduced to? Laughing at this garbage?” There’s nothing you can do about it. There’s no amount of high concept, experimental comedy you can watch to balance out the fact that you just laughed at something that a baby would have found just as funny. It’s those moments that you just to have to face some harsh truths…maybe you’re kind of dumb.

Here’s a simple test: Just watch the video above. If you laugh, there’s a good chance you may be a stupid person. Don’t feel bad about it. Most of us are stupid. Bask in the glory of this man’s tiny areolas as he tweeks them to perk-fection (see what I did there? I mashed up 2 words to create one new word much in the same way a stupid person would. That’s just a little advantage of being stupid!).

If you read the comments on the video you find out that the man’s name is “Rot,” and he’s a member of some kind Neo Geo forum community (Neo Geo as in the old school gaming console). This still doesn’t explain his dancing and mooning. We can only assume that he’s some kind of Neo Geo shaman whose sole purpose is to bring about a new age of global enlightenment, hence the name Neo Geo, as in “New World.” Exposing his ass three times is an offering to the pervy Gods. Nipple pinching tenderizes the nipple and readies it for the entry of holy spirits and such. It’s all very complicated and if you talk about it too much the incantation doesn’t work, so we’ll just leave it at that.