Shakira Performs on America’s Got Talent; Breeds with Speaker

According to rumors, Shakira’s hips don’t lie.  Honestly, we don’t know what that means.  But we do know we’d like to congratulate her on recently consummating her relationship with a speaker on the stage at America’s Got Talent.  It was a treat for live and home audiences alike to bear witness to such a joyous union and we wish them all the best in the future.  Could the pitter patter of little hi-fi Colombian feet be far off?  Who’s to say.

During the 2 hour finale of America’s Got Talent, a show which reasonably could have been broadcast in about 15 minutes in order to save the world from further exposure to David Hasselhoff who has as much business judging talent as the Pope does judging a blowjob competition, Shakira took the stage to perform her new single She Wolf.  If you take the time to look up the lyrics you’ll notice she seems to genuinely be singing about a werewolf.  In most cases you’d assume she wolf was some kind of metaphor for an aggressive woman or something like that, but she actually uses the word lycanthropy in the song.  Go figure.

Anyway, you’ll notice at around the 2:40 mark Shakira, perhaps high on her own lupine instincts, can no longer hold back and drops to the floor so that she can make a man out of a speaker affixed into the stage.  I think it’s a speaker, anyway, I didn’t get a good look as I was mildly distracted by Shakira’s thrusting crotch.  Thanks to the Youtube video, you can also be distracted, again and again.