Sensis Condoms Ad Spam is Awesome

I’m like you.  I have my butler Laurent put my pants on me one leg at a time.  Once the legs are on he attaches the ass and groin panels with straps and then I spend an hour in an oxygen tent reading James Joyce and eating elk jerky.  And like you, when I see something awesome, I give props.  Laurent assures me people still say props.  I have him go to the streets once a month to brush up on the hipster culture.  Why, just last month I ate a bowl of “Cheery Ohs.”  I felt just like Master P.

Anyway, yesterday we wrote about the way in which mainstream media is pretty certain Lady Gaga is a murderess, despite the fact that makes less sense than the average story we print on this website, and that’s saying something.  The article was so moving, not only did it confuse one reader to the point of a nearly complete mental breakdown, it prompted another to post the above video as a comment.

The comment was posted mostly anonymously; all we have is the name “Maggie.”  That could be anyone.  Around the office, popular guesses are Maggie Gyllenhall, Margaret Cho and Helen Keller’s dog.  But some of us hold out and believe that Maggie is the woman in the video.

Assuming Maggie is the lady in the video, we have to also assume she’s concerned for our potassium intake, but she’s also a corporate shill as the ad seems to be an entry in a Sensis Condoms contest or some such.  Honestly, no one here has heard of Sensis Condoms as FunnyCrave adheres to a strict code of celibacy, in some cases voluntary but in most it’s simply imposed by society and evolution.  There’s nothing wrong with being a corporate shill, our medicine ball catch team is sponsored by Metamucil, it’s all good.

But!  If Maggie is a corporate shill and is in the video production mood then clearly we all need to get together.  Maggie, if you’re out there, and you’re not Margaret Cho, FunnyCrave wants you to make us a video.  Probably you can’t find a way to put our website on a banana or anything, but you seem creative, there must be something you can do.  If at all possible, please include reference to sea otters or Hitler AIDS (they’re the foundation on which FunnyCrave is built).

For that matter, we don’t get a lot of interactive fan feedback.  If anyone out there wants to make us a FunnyCrave video, be they man or woman or man dressed as a woman, you will get made into an article, your very own feature on FunnyCrave.com and that’s a promise.  Just so long as it’s awesome and avoids any racism, snuff, unpleasant bodily functions (the pleasant ones are aces, though) and anything that scares us.  Post whatever you come up with here in the comments and we’ll have some monkeys in our offices take care of the rest.

But seriously though, we’d prefer the girl from that condom ad.  Meow.