Sanitizing Offensive Jokes with Otters

The world is full of racist, sexist and homophobic jokes, not to mention whole routines written by Jeff Dunham, Carlos Mencia and Carrot Top.  As an internet comedy site, we have to take a stand against that sort of chicanery.  And we start with this post.

What’s the difference between a large pizza and an otter
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What’s the difference between a pizza and an otter?
A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call the loose skin around the vagina?
An otter

What do you call a food stamp inside of a taco?
An otter fortune cookie

What’s the difference between a pothole and an otter?
You’d swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn’t you?

An otter and an otter are in a car, who’s driving?
The cops

How do you save an otter from drowning?
Take your foot of its head

An otter was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets an otter.
”He is so cute! Does he speak?” says the otter.
”I don’t know I just bought him,” says the parrot.

What happens when an otter with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.

How’s Christmas celebrated in otter homes?
They put parking meters on the roof.

Why are otters getting stronger?
T.V.’s are getting bigger

What’s the difference between an otter and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from.

Why do otters stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

How does an otter get into an honest business?
Usually through the skylight.

Did you hear about that one otter that went to college?
Yeah, me neither