Sammy Sosa Bleached His Skin for Today’s Smoking Poll

Alright, so maybe we sensationalized things a bit in that headline.  We don’t have any proof that Sammy Sosa actually bleached his skin.  We’re not even sure if that is even possible or if “skin bleaching” is just a term made up by John Tesh in the late 1980′s during his time on Entertainment Tonight.

But the fact remains, when Sammy Sosa appeared at the Latin Grammy Awards last Thursday, his skin was about seventy shades lighter than normal.  A Chicago Cubs employee claims the change is the result of a skin rejuvenation procedure that had the unexpected and unfortunate side effect of turning Sosa into former Minnesota Vikings running back Robert Smith.  Whatever the case may be, this brings up an obvious question…

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